Great stoner moments in my former life.

[pstall]

had to be escorted out of Toys R Us with a friend because we were "unruly"

[Doyle]

I once got lost in a Sears. It was only for a couple of minutes but it felt like an eternity.

[Kettle]

i've had to many to even elaborate on any of them. i've lost stuff like boo and j2 including my phone, keys and beers. i've forgotten where i was going while driving. once me and a couple friends went into hanes mall, and as soon as we came out of belk into the mall we started laughing for no reason, and we didn't stop laughing the whole time we were in there.

i miss smoking, but it's obviously better that i don't now. i'd hate to lose my kid some day once he/she is born. where's diddy? oh he's on my back in the carrier, and i'm to stoned to realize.

[Carolina Husker]

Baked out of my gourd, I walked through a ridiculously packed security line at the Raleigh airport, caused a scene because I had so much stuff in my pockets and kept setting off the metal detector, accidently sent my boarding pass through the x-ray and had to have the NSA agent bring it to me, then did the same thing with my license, and then forgot my shoes back on the other side of the line after I got through and had to have the guard go get them.

Then after I got all my stuff together, instead of walking up the stairs to the terminal, I walked right back out into the lobby and had to do the whole thing over again. The guard wanted to kill me.

[Doyle]

Baked out of my gourd, I walked through a ridiculously packed security line at the Raleigh airport, caused a scene because I had so much stuff in my pockets and kept setting off the metal detector, accidently sent my boarding pass through the x-ray and had to have the NSA agent bring it to me, then did the same thing with my license, and then forgot my shoes back on the other side of the line after I got through and had to have the guard go get them.

Then after I got all my stuff together, instead of walking up the stairs to the terminal, I walked right back out into the lobby and had to do the whole thing over again. The guard wanted to kill me.

I went through security in the airport stoned once and I'll never do it again.

[Carolina Husker]

It was a complete waste. I was dead sober by the time I got to my plane.

[pstall]

the best were random moments with crowds of people. you could say one word or phrase and the guys getting stone with you would just lose it.

Another time I was going to Miami with my friends from Madrid to renew their passports and work on some other things.

We stop in Jacksonville on the way down at a gas station. My bud, his older bro and sister and I are riding together. I look over and see 32. I start to get cold and the two guys in the back are like year, close the windows. The sister is pumping gas and starts laughing and says guys that's 32 dollars NOT degrees. We are like ohhh. HAHAHA

[The Saltman]

Had to drive from toronto back to NC about 5 years ago. Got a great deal from my cousin for a quarter sack and decided to take it with me through the border. Luckily before I left my cousin warned me to keep it on me and not put it in a bag when we did go through the border. So I am scared shiitless going through the border with a friend of mine.

We went on a road trip in my m3 at the time, small car with tons of bags. Well my friend is brown ofcourse so the custom agents asks us what we are doing here, what business we are in and why we have so many bags with us. We explained all this to him and he said sorry sir we are going to have to search your car. I was fuking losing it, but luckily had the weed on me and not in a bag.

Well we have to go into the office sign some forms, while they are searching the car. I am bugging out and I ask the agent if I can go to the restroom which he promptly answered no. I thought ***, I am about to get searched so like the idiot I am put it in my boxers. Well luckily we didn't get searched and our bags were clean so we got back into the car and drove to the nearest gas station to take a bathroom break and clear our minds.

Me the dumbass, still has the bag of weed in my boxers with my heart pumping like crazy. I go take a piss, come back and feel that the bag of weed is gone. I'm like all that for nothing? So I search the bathroom, go into the store asking the clerk if I dropped something with a prompt reply of what did u drop sir? Well I couldn't say obviously. Well I went back to my car pissed as hell and the guy pumping gas behind us, has a huge grin on his face then promptly jumps in the car and speeds away!!!

FML!!!

[pstall]

wow salt. as the poet Ray Davies once said "paranoia will destroy ya"

[The Saltman]

wow salt. as the poet Ray Davies once said "paranoia will destroy ya"

ya, they did search the car and I have never been searched at the border before. Had no clue what they did there. LOL now I know.

[pstall]

stoner rules 101, ALWAYS keep weed near the crotch. anywhere else and you are asking to get nailed. what if u have more than that you say? good luck

[The Saltman]

stoner rules 101, ALWAYS keep weed near the crotch. anywhere else and you are asking to get nailed. what if u have more than that you say? good luck

lol at first I had it in my pocket, and while I was in the custom building I moved it to my boxers with agents all over the place. haha what an idiotic move.

[boo7382]

stoner rules 101, ALWAYS keep weed near the crotch. anywhere else and you are asking to get nailed. what if u have more than that you say? good luck

This is true. Or, as a girl, in your boobies. No one is going to feel you up and go down into your bra unless they are sure there is something there.

[Carolina Husker]

I had a few buddies who got pulled over one night, and the driver had a 1/4 in his jacket pocket. Cop made them all get out for a search, and my buddy just took the bag out of his pocket and held it in his hand while the cop searched the other kids. Then the cop came over, patted down the driver, found nothing and let them all go. Never even looked in his hand.