Great stoner moments in my former life.

[pstall]

Once after getting a bag, buddy and I were so high I parked at a stop sign because I just couldn't cross the road because it was too busy. So my friend goes and orders a pizza from a pay phone. Yes people were angry and honking thier horns. Yes we were laughing uncontrollably in the car while listening to Neneh Cherry.

[boo7382]

hahaha had one too many of these moments with my little sister. No idea how we always manage to make it, but for some reason we always get in uncontrollable high laughter fits in the car when one of us is driving.

haha I thought you meant stoner moments by....well, you know when you pull a stoner move? Like, when you walk into a room to get something and completely forget what it is for a second. Or, when you have something in your hand and put it down and then forget where you put it and spend 20 minutes looking for it.

[TarPanther9180]

I can't narrow it down, but going to ATM's and drive-thrus always seemed to be challenging and hilarious.

[Acewalker]

Me and my friend were super high the other day and we went into a blockbuster. He tripped on his way in through the door and I couldn't stop laughing for the life of me. I probably looked retarded but holy poo that was funny.

[pstall]

Had to pick up my aunt from the grocery store. Doused the car with enough cologne to make Pauly D puke.

Pick her up and she is like why does your car always smell like this? Get home and my grandmother wants me and my buddy to go climb the pecan tree and knock down pecans for some pies etc. Well sure.

After about 15 mins of climbing I then realized I'm about 40 ft in the air and I'm torched and I'm in a tree.

My aunt keeps yelling, go HIGHER pstall...HIGHER. So now I'm paranoid she is on to me while my buddy is jumping on limbs to shake down pecans like a spider monkey.

[LifeisaGarden]

Well, I'm sure I have a lot of stories but I don't remember much of my life from those years.

Fail.

:frown2:

[LifeisaGarden]

Except, I do remember riding with people and losing their car in various places, the mall, parties, stores, the fair. There's nothing like losing a vehicle and thinking maybe walking home is easier than finding the car.

[j2sgam]

hahaha had one too many of these moments with my little sister. No idea how we always manage to make it, but for some reason we always get in uncontrollable high laughter fits in the car when one of us is driving.

haha I thought you meant stoner moments by....well, you know when you pull a stoner move? Like, when you walk into a room to get something and completely forget what it is for a second. Or, when you have something in your hand and put it down and then forget where you put it and spend 20 minutes looking for it.

I do that sh_t all the time, spend more time looking for stuff then actually using it. The worst is when I put my herbs in 'a good hiding spot' then forget where that is...

[LifeisaGarden]

I do that sh_t all the time, spend more time looking for stuff then actually using it. The worst is when I put my herbs in 'a good hiding spot' then forget where that is...

My cousin does that all the time and then threatens to call the police because he knows someone in the room stole it.

[pstall]

I like what Nik Swardson says about when you stop doing drugs you suddenly have magical powers. I parked my car over there.

I use to be so bad I had to take somebody to the mall with me so I could find my car. Even if it was for 30 mins.

[The Saltman]

I once put the container of sugar for coffee in my microwave and started to heat it up. I thought it was something else..sorry that's all I got.

[Carolina Husker]

I drove in the wrong lane for about 6 miles in the middle of the day down 421 just east of Wilkesboro heading to Chapel Hill.

[Doyle]

Me and a couple of friends picked up a bud off the floor and passed it around for about 5 minutes before realizing it was a clump of dirt. We couldn't get it to hit and couldn't figure out why.

[The Saltman]

lol a friend of mine was in vegas and bought some weed from someone on the corner, went to the bathroom to roll it up and found that it was wait crushed up newspapers. Lol Idiot.