Guy walks up to you on the street...

[CharlotteBeer.com]

He probably just wanted to know the time.

[SmootsDaddy89]

If I could suck my own dick I'd. . .well I still prefer when other people do it, and I've never understood that saying.

[Scrumtrilescent]

Del just wanted to bum a cig. Jeez.

[Hawk]

haha I sure hope not. Unless there are things about me even I don't know....

*runs to the bathroom*:leaving:

pics or you never went!!!!!

come on...it was soooo there

[o803oVaDeR]

Definitely would not have called the cops. Seems like every time cops are involved I am the one getting in trouble or going to jail, so I am very uncomfortable around them. I am sure I would have been blamed for the assault or at the very least me and the drunk beat up frat boy would both be going to jail for a public drunk. So I understand you not getting involved. In my experience it is just best to not get involved especially if you dont know the person.

[TarPanther9180]

[Panthro]

Now I wished I would have joined a frat

[Miaoww]

Clearly you're a bit of a dick, hep

[hepcat]

Clearly you're a bit of a dick, hep

Maybe. Why wasn't he pleading for help instead of just asking me and keep walking?

[CatsMeow]

Maybe. Why wasn't he pleading for help instead of just asking me and keep walking?

Cause he knew you were a dick and wouldn't help him?

[TarPanther9180]

Maybe. Why wasn't he pleading for help instead of just asking me and keep walking?

Because he was a zombie...duh

[Epistaxis]

WOW

Lots of fraternity haterade going on.

Insert a different peoplegroup in every place you see "fratguy" and I wonder if this would be considered acceptable by even the nuttiest of nutbags.

This fraternity member dickbag ballsucker would have helped the guy, at least called 911.

So who really is the dickbag?

[Matt Foley]

I would have told him about someone else who could help him, our lord and savior Jesus Christ. Because that's what Jesus would have done.

[TarPanther9180]

I would have told him about someone else who could help him, our lord and savior Jesus Christ. Because that's what Jesus would have done.

Don't play...knowing you would have been like: