The Saints scare the shit out of the Panthers...Literally

[Saint J]

Said Simoneau, "This past year against Carolina, some guy for the Panthers, I can't remember his name, had crapped his pants. You could see from the sidelines this brown streak under his bright white pants. He played the entire second quarter with the brown-stained pants. We were having a good time with it, yelling at the ref, ‘Get this guy off the field! He poo his pants!'

"The second half started, and sure enough he had brand-new pants on. I give him credit, though, for being able to play through that. That's the length some guys go to stay on the field."

http://deadspin.com/5667988/jeff-garcia-pisses-in-hand-towels-and-the-art-of-breaking-thumbs-in-the-loose+ball-pile?skyline=true&s=i

[Kevin Greene]

Breesus was sucking his bung..........

[ChucktownK]

I told you you'd be back, J.

[Chaos]

This has become a theme this week.

In other news, players grabbing for Saints' players nuts in fumble piles found none. Shocker.

[ChucktownK]

This has become a theme this week.

In other news, players grabbing for Saints' players nuts in fumble piles found one. Shockey.

Fixed

Edit:...and he liked it.

[SCP]

I believe Saints fans were shitting themselves during that game. Taints just barely beat a sorry Panthers team.

[rayzor]

i'm beginning to hate this season more and more every minute.

[PantherBrew]

[Saint J]

this was last season in the dome, broseph.

[SOJA]

Is this the same pooper that the article on espn was written about, or do the Panthers receivers have a nasty pre-game meal??

If it's the same guy it has to be King

[PantherBrew]

this was last season in the dome, broseph.

The same season that your fans "MichealVicked" a stolen calf in an apartment building parking lot because you lost to the Cowboys.

Cool Fans bro.

[Saint J]

I don't even know where Folsom is so I really couldn't care less.

[PantherBrew]

BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS, SAINT J!

[replive]

this thread got serious