Huddle Halloween Epitaphs...

[Jase]

Here lies the great Samuel L;

He surely went straight to hell.

they kicked him out, the rebel,

He kept trolling on the devil.

[Guild]

Here lies the poster called Meat

His avatar is a slut with big teeth

Change that crap

But not to a trap

Just to something with bigger teets

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Here lies the corpse of Dawg...

no wait here lies the corpse of Sigmund the Sea Monster...

no wait here lies the corpse of Meat...

One of these days I'm bound to get it right

Why can't this guy get an identity, and stick to it tight

Why all the confusion? I'll never know the tale

Must be intended to keep Chris Hansen off his trail

[Matt Foley]

Here lies Salty, and there, and there, too

He blew himself up, trying to kill a Jew

But alas, he failed in his morbid quest

Now part of him's stuck to Panthro's left breast

[Guild]

Here lies the corpse of Glen Beck

oh wait thats not right what the feck

Oh yeah it's Jangler

The midget wrangler

It's definitely not Glen Beck

[CharlotteBeer.com]

Here lies the corpse of Glen Beck

oh wait thats not right what the feck

Oh yeah it's Jangler

The midget wrangler

It's definitely not Glen Beck

Hey, nobody said nothin' 'bout no limericks!

[Jase]

Here lies the panthers' season

Trade Dwill, Smitty and Beason

Face it now, the season's a bust

My head-table rage has left me concussed.

[The Saltman]

Here lies Beaux Berry

Someone told me he was very hairy

He likes to drink good beers

But so do most queers.

lol thats all i could come up with to rhyme with beer

[Guild]

Hey, nobody said nothin' 'bout no limericks!

I like limericks.

[TarPanther9180]

Here lies all the Huddle women

They would flirt and tease us men,

Then they would just bitch,

Now that they're dead, who is going to make us a sammich?

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Here lies crispybangs, a pretty funny guy

If there's a heaven, he'll be eternally high

If there isn't, there's no need to cry

He'll come back as a double rainbow across the sky!

[Jase]

Here lies Mr Scot.

Does it surprise us he's dead? Probably not.

Some say it was saltman, some say it was terrorists,

I say it's obvious, he was offed by his parrots.

[Guild]

Here lies the Panthers season

It's been killed by the ultimate treason

Oh wait no it's just Davidson

Calling a run up the gut

[CharlotteBeer.com]

Here lies Beaux Berry

Someone told me he was very hairy

He likes to drink good beers

But so do most queers.

lol thats all i could come up with to rhyme with beer

Here lies our friendly Huddle terrorist,

He's one to talk with that hair of his,

He was good at derailing threads, most say,

But ended up dead while slapping ghost trains.