Huddle Halloween Epitaphs...

[Panthro]

Dead to the world is Samuel L Jackson

Yelling Mother fuger was his favorite action.

Murdered by the mothers of the offended.

The Mother fuging guys life finally ended.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Panthro again.

Out of pie too...

[Matt Foley]

Here lie the bodies of Panthro and Zod

One's butt wrapped round the other one's rod

For 13 years they kept their virginity

Not a bad record for this vicinity

[dimbee]

Here lie Meat.

Woke up gay and killed hisself.

Po, po Meat.

[Murph]

Here lies our comrade Fiz

Took way to seriously his ability to jizz.

His death teaches us something we all should know.

Autoerotic asphyxiation is a shitty way to go.

[The Saltman]

Here lies murph

They call him creepy papa smurf

He is older than Nc_biscuit

Im sorry to say he died in the Red light District.

[Jase]

Here lies the body of our fairest lady cat,

Cold and dead she lies from a sudden heart attack.

An atheist, she knows she'll just rot in the earth;

In the meantime, keep your hands off her body, Murph.

[Kevin Greene]

Here lies the body of King Taharqa

He kept yelling Panther QBs should be darker

But there's hope this year, Lebron might deliver

Or Pat Riley's corpse will be found in the river

[The Saltman]

Here lies the tallest man in the world hawk

But when his wife saw his penis for the first time she scoffed

After years and years of marriage

Saltman sent him a dirty package

I'm sorry to say

Hawk realized he was gay

He died that day watching that video of the gay parade

Hooray!!!

[Matt Foley]

Here lies the body of our good friend Hawk

Why, you may ask, is his hand on his cawk?

His wife took his house, his car and his dog

All he had left was that wee Lincoln Log.

[Panthro]

Meat died the other day

Many thought he was gay.

The truth is he is not.

For it was the Pizza Inn girls he thought were hot.

[Matt Foley]

Here below us ol' Panthro lies

Who learned the hard way what is and isn't wise

For when he dared mock Meat's sense of humor

God struck him down with a vaginal tumor

[Hawk]

dead in the puddle

the panthers huddle

the locker room was it's demise

then along came this place

same idea, different space

fug I hate you guys

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Here lies Dpantherman, in all his rotting glory

Now who will be the first to post a Panthers story?

Maybe Laetita or NannerPuss will keep us ahead

Actually I'd probably choose to raise the dead