I have a noisy neighbor

[Squirrel]

Do they have a hot tub?

I'm Pretty sure there are a couple.

[Squirrel]

Let the air out of their tires. All of them.

Great idea! Why didnt I think of that!

[PanthersFanNY]

Pee filled water balloons, obviously.

[Hawk]

Let the air out of their tires. All of them.

ya....make it hard for them to leave...that will help your problem!!!!

twice a year isn't much to bitch about...just be glad it isn't every week! Quit your bitching....join them or find something else to do!

[Chimera]

If you can't beat 'em, then make money off 'em.

1. Offer to trim up their mullets for $10 a head.

2. Print a 3 on a bunch of Zippos and sell them for a ridiculous markup.

[Squirrel]

ya....make it hard for them to leave...that will help your problem!!!!

twice a year isn't much to bitch about...just be glad it isn't every week! Quit your bitching....join them or find something else to do!

But they're dumb and poor!

[sunbunny]

I think our neighbor's meth lab exploded tonight. My brother called in the explosion; he thought it was someone using dynamite but I'm pretty sure they don't blow up beaver damns at 7:30 pm.

[Scrumtrilescent]

Great idea! Why didnt I think of that!

4 wheels/car. 80k cars. 5 minutes a wheel...this isn't even including the RVs....

I think you could've done it in like 5 hours.

[Matt Foley]

http://www.shelterpop.com/2010/10/11/dealing-with-neighbors/?icid=main%7Cmain%7Cdl5%7Csec4_lnk1%7C178029

[88 Bronco]

[Hairless Cat]

Move the fook out of Morgantown

[Squirrel]

Move the fook out of Morgantown

I didnt bring up burning coaches did I? I was talking about Nascar.

[Hairless Cat]

effigy or rt ? - makes a difference

when the blaze from the furniture hits the power lines you know its time to move

- next year

edited to add

when the neighbors run out of money for kegs

edited to add

bunch of damn hillbillys

[Squirrel]

effigy or rt ? - makes a difference

when the blaze from the furniture hits the power lines you know its time to move

- next year

edited to add

when the neighbors run out of money for kegs

Run out of alcohol? Never we make our own so we never run out.

Yeah that was supposed to be couches.