I have a noisy neighbor

[Squirrel]

Twice a year my neighbor have people over. The problem is they are noisy and I hear a constant humming for 4 hours. In early May it is worse as it happens two weekends in a row. In October I want to sit out and enjoy the changing leaves and the quiet but these idots ruining it for me. What should I do?

[Happy Panther]

Call the cops and tell them your neighbors are drinking, cursing and eating chicken wings

[charlotte49er]

Call the cops and tell them your neighbors are drinking, cursing and eating chicken wings

And they have donuts! That will get every cop within 25 miles wothion 10 minutes! (Just kidding!)

Gete yourself a couple outdoor speakers. Aim them at your neighbors home. The next time they are loud put on:

1) Alice in Chains

2) Guns N Roses or Nirvana

3) Rage Against the Machine

Stay away from any Southern Rock bands, unless you want get invited over! (How hot are the women?)

After about 10 minutes of AIC or GNR, they will be banging at your door to turn it down. Then you just tell them that you will if they will! *** for Tat!

[Panthers128]

Twice a year my neighbor have people over. The problem is they are noisy and I hear a constant humming for 4 hours. In early May it is worse as it happens two weekends in a row. In October I want to sit out and enjoy the changing leaves and the quiet but these idots ruining it for me. What should I do?

If your neighbor has people over twice a year and had them over two weekends in a row in May, they should not be having people over in October unless they have people over more than twice a year.

[Jangler]

Move to Detroit.

[Squirrel]

Call the cops and tell them your neighbors are drinking, cursing and eating chicken wings

That wont work. The cops are the directing traffic for them.

[Squirrel]

Move to Detroit.

I did and the neighbors followed me!

[Jangler]

ah, that's why it's been so quiet in Winston lately....thanks.

[TarPanther9180]

Nothing an AK-47 can't fix. I'm sure Saltman has one you can borrow.

[Squirrel]

Nothing an AK-47 can't fix. I'm sure Saltman has one you can borrow.

They have this big old wall around there place.

[Henne Given Sunday]

go party with them, or stop acting like such a panzy.....

[Squirrel]

go party with them, or stop acting like such a panzy.....

I would but I cant get out of the driveway with all this traffic!

[Matt Foley]

Do they have a hot tub?

[Scrumtrilescent]

Let the air out of their tires. All of them.