Panthers WR craps his pants in '07?

[Mr. Scot]

"Receiver" definitely doesn't make me think tight end.

Plus, it's Fleming. he's not really a journalist, and this isn't an expose'. Fleming is the kind of guy who could pick up a story like that and run with it without bothering to check it out. And since, last I heard, he was based in Charlotte, it wouldn't surprise me if that's what happened.

[SOJA]

Have some pie.....even though that guy doesn't need it

[TheRealDeal]

Just because it doesn't make you think TE doesn't mean it's not a possibility. Out of the guys left from 2007 that catch passes we have King, Rosario, and Smith. Rosario had six catches so if he shat his pants on one of them that's a terrible ratio. Now we are left with King and Smith. Based on each's personality, who would you think could take constant harassment and ridicule better? Add in the fact I was there and I know for a fact it was King leads to it being King.

[Mr. Scot]

Just because it doesn't make you think TE doesn't mean it's not a possibility. Out of the guys left from 2007 that catch passes we have King, Rosario, and Smith. Rosario had six catches so if he shat his pants on one of them that's a terrible ratio. Now we are left with King and Smith. Based on each's personality, who would you think could take constant harassment and ridicule better? Add in the fact I was there and I know for a fact it was King leads to it being King.

If you say so. I can't say I've ever heard anyone else mention it, nor have I heard anyone making fart noises when King catches a pass in practice the times I've attended.

[Darth Biscuit]

This story smells funny.

[Mr. Scot]

[The Saltman]

when u gotta go u gotta go

[TheRealDeal]

I haven't either so I can't vouch for the fart noises but he did poop his pants lol. It happens quite often in football, maybe not quite often but more often than people think.

[AceMan]

Jeff King aint s***

[Mr. Scot]

An old time ship sailing in dangerous waters spotted a pirate ship headed straight for them. The crew was frightened, but the captain yelled to his first mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" which he did. The captain put it on and led the crew to victory against the marauding pirates,

Sometime after, the ship was threatened again, this time by two pirate vessels. Again the crew was afraid, but the captain remained calm and called again, "Bring me my red shirt!". As before, the battle was fierce, but the captain bravely led his crew to victory.

After seeing all this, a young crew member asked the captain why he asked for his red shirt before each battle. The captain explained that he did so because if he happened to be wounded, the red shirt would hide the blood and keep his crew from losing heart.

A short time later, the ship's lookout yelled and pointed out six pirate ships approaching on the horizon.

Immediately, the captain yelled to his first mate, "Bring me my brown pants!"

[CharlotteBeer.com]

I saw this a couple weeks ago and was going to post it.

I guess it would have to be Smitty, but I can't see too many people joking with him about it.

[Chaos]

Sure, blame it on the white guy. Seriously, as the old saying goes, a tight end keeps the poo in.

I just don't think any of us can comprehend the magniturd of this shituation.

[CLTPanther]

[CatMan72]

poo happens.