Panthers Facebook Joke

[Dpantherman]

One of my friends had this posted as his status:

BREAKING NEWS FROM CHARLOTTE!!!!!! A Carolina Panthers practice was delayed after a player discovered an unknown, white, powdery substance on the field. Training was suspended while police, F.B.I., and Homeland Security were called in. After analysis, experts determined that the white substance found on the field, unfamiliar to most of the Panthers, was in fact.......the goal line.......

[TheRealDeal]

That's similar to those jokes the Bengals used to get I think dealing with police tape or DUI checkpoints or something...still funny

[SmokeScreen]

dang! you beat me before I could post that breaking news...

[Wither]

That's just downright mean.

But funny.

[OneBadassCat]

It's really not that funny.

[frash.exe]

yea that's pretty much the go-to joke for every single bad offense in the league every year since the anthrax outbreak

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

In other news have you seen this hilarious numa numa guy

[DudeNamedJeremy]

lolinternet

[Cat'sGrowl]

That was funny when I heard it for the first time.

Ten years ago.

[Mr. Scot]

Yeah. That joke's almost as old as I am.

Next will be the one where a guy can't get into his house because someone painted a goal line in front of it.

[Matt Foley]

Panthers.com is no longer there because the team can't get three Ws.

[Wither]

The sad part (actually, the funny part imo) is that it is all too true and not much of an exaggeration.

[jasonluckydog]

Oh Wee Mayne!!

I created that.

[PhillyB]

what do the dallas cowboys do after they win the superbowl?

turn the xbox off. BOOM.