Can't wake up for school.

[The Question]

Senior in high school.. I've missed multiple days already because I've been having trouble getting up. I seriously cannot get to the point of awakeness to get out of bed and I don't know what to do. It's like im in a different world when im trying to wake up and i just cant get myself up. Please give me some strats

[The Saltman]

smoke crack

[mmmbeans]

stop smoking weed.

[The Saltman]

stop smoking weed.

and start smoking crack

[thefuzz]

Start trying to be responsible for your actions.

[mmmbeans]

and get a haircut.

[The Saltman]

Hire a human alarm.

[CatsMeow]

Get tested for Mono.

[The Question]

Already tried, ended up working security at a fetish club in Toronto for a week. Don't wanna talk about it.

[The Question]

stop smoking weed.

It's the only thing that gets me to sleep catch 22

[The Saltman]

stay up and never go to sleep. Problem solved, your welcome.

[Jase]

Are you depressed? I started having the same problem sophomore year in college. I haven't been able to get up in the morning normally ever since.

[Crixtala]

my parents would have just beat the poo out of me if i wasn't going to school because i couldn't get up

[The Saltman]

Get a male stripper to put his balls on your face everyday for a week. You will be up after that no problem, well unless your'e meat.