Celebrity Roast

[Captroop]

Pstall

[Panthro]

Did this thread inspire Ben Folds Battle for Who Could Care Less

[Matt Foley]

Let's clarify.

Skew says no one who does these is funny, yet he manages to nose his way into each one, and five people who had a huge hand in the past ones pie him for it.

Panthro pops in twice to say how much he hates being in the thread.

That about wrap it up?

I added Boo to the list because having a girl would provide for fresher material. But she would also probably not be able to take the waves of tastelessness that would ensue.

Fiz would be a good one, but he'd probably pull an Earl Weaver (the former Orioles manager who wanted to fight the people making fun of him at his roast).

I say Pstall, because 1) he can take it, 2) he's quirky enough that there would be fresh ground to trod on, and 3) because he "got emotional" when Donovan scored that goal during the World Cup.

[boo7382]

Let's clarify.

Skew says no one who does these is funny, yet he manages to nose his way into each one, and five people who had a huge hand in the past ones pie him for it.

Panthro pops in twice to say how much he hates being in the thread.

That about wrap it up?

I added Boo to the list because having a girl would provide for fresher material. But she would also probably not be able to take the waves of tastelessness that would ensue.

Fiz would be a good one, but he'd probably pull an Earl Weaver (the former Orioles manager who wanted to fight the people making fun of him at his roast).

I say Pstall, because 1) he can take it, 2) he's quirky enough that there would be fresh ground to trod on, and 3) because he "got emotional" when Donovan scored that goal during the World Cup.

I think by now, I'm mostly used to it. Immaturity at its finest.

[Kettle]

Skew says no one who does these is funny, yet he manages to nose his way into each one, and five people who had a huge hand in the past ones pie him for it.

I count 4, and I think I posted in one or two of the past ones. That's a huge hand?

I can take it btw. I don't think even the internet coolest people can hurt my feelings.

[Matt Foley]

I count 4, and I think I posted in one or two of the past ones. That's a huge hand?

I can take it btw. I don't think even the internet coolest people can hurt my feelings.

That wasn't directed at you. It's the people on this board who remind everyone else that they invented humor and only they can judge what's funny and what's not. A lot of people enjoyed those roast threads, and I wish the people who don't would find their own threads to crap in.

[Kettle]

i liked them, and tried to contribute. i'm just not always funny so I didn't post in them all.

[TarPanther9180]

I don't care who it is, I'm sure I can find some sort of random pic/gif to throw in there

[The Saltman]

dude, if u want to make the roast then make it. Why make a thread asking people who we should roast. just do it and be done with it.

[Zcustom]

Zod, I mean there's the Zach Braff jokes, nipples jokes, and I think we all have at least one incriminating picture to post.

DO IT NOW!!!

[Jase]

One incriminating picture? Try an album.

[Matt Foley]

All right, start the Zod thread. Release the krakens!

[Scrumtrilescent]

If I wanted to be made fun of remorselessly by people who hate me, I'd go home to the wife.

[Skew]

That wasn't directed at you. It's the people on this board who remind everyone else that they invented humor and only they can judge what's funny and what's not. A lot of people enjoyed those roast threads, and I wish the people who don't would find their own threads to crap in.

WOW

Sandy vagina much?