Facepalm Moment

[TerriblePizza]

We're on the 100 point grading scale.

100-93: A

92-85: B

84-78: C

77-70: D

69-0: F

[The Saltman]

but u can't give below a 60? I is confused..

[TerriblePizza]

but u can't give below a 60? I is confused..

Nope. Even if students don't turn in their work. Its supposed to be a way of "giving students a fighting chance." So if they're lazy and don't do poo, they deserve at least a 60 so when the realize at the end of the semester that they're failing, they have a chance to do a little work and still pass.

[Squirrel]

Uh, not everyone. South America was settled by the Spanish and Portugal, who were among the biggest land grabbers besides the British of course.

Everyone I know in Brazil speak Portuguese. (And Brazil is no small country either.)

Brazil (pronounced /brəˈzɪl/; Portuguese: Brasil, IPA: [bɾaˈziw]), officially the Federative Republic of Brazil[6][7] (Portuguese: República Federativa do Brasil, (help·info)), is the largest country in South America. It is the world's fifth largest country, both by geographical area and by population.[8][9] It is the only Portuguese-speaking country in the Americas and the largest lusophone country in the world.

That's my History lesson for today kids.

Read page 1.

[Guild]

Once in English class the girl sitting next to me (I think her name was Missy if that matters) asked loud enough for the entire class to hear: "If China is on the other side of the world then why don't they fall off the bottom?" Hilarity ensued. Class was ruined (well as much as an English class can get ruined).

This was in eleventh grade.

[boo7382]

once in english class the girl sitting next to me (i think her name was missy if that matters) asked loud enough for the entire class to hear: "if china is on the other side of the world then why don't they fall off the bottom?" hilarity ensued. Class was ruined (well as much as an english class can get ruined).

This was in eleventh grade.

hahahahhahah

[tarheelblue89]

In my health class in 10th, can't remember was led up to this comment, but this girl said "salty or not I love the taste of sperm."

10th

[SOJA]

Today in my first period, I was teaching weather expressions in Spanish. One of the activities from the book was asking what the weather was like in certain places in a certain month. For example:

En Louisiana en noviembre

"Dios mio es una pregunta difícil para mi porque soy una chica americana típica y pienso solo sobre Facebook, Edward Cullen, y el centro comercial.""- a logical response from your student

"Si necesito decir algo me parece que Louisiana en noviembre sería calor porque los aficionados de los Saints tienen cabezas del aire caliente."-My response

How did I do teacher?

[Guild]

The proper response is chinga tu madre.

[Skew]

11th grade I had a teacher who taught Calculus named Mr. Bates. His 10 year old son walked into class one day, so I asked the teacher "Is this young master Bates?"

Class enjoyed that one.

[boo7382]

"Dios mio es una pregunta difícil para mi porque soy una chica americana típica y pienso solo sobre Facebook, Edward Cullen, y el centro comercial.""- a logical response from your student

"Si necesito decir algo me parece que Louisiana en noviembre sería calor porque los aficionados de los Saints tienen cabezas del aire caliente."-My response

How did I do teacher?

wow, thats really good! haha that IS pretty much what all TEENAGE girls thing about lol, not all american girls....even tho edward cullen IS hot

the 2nd one is funny hahahaha

[charlotte49er]

you don't know what your missing with a bratwurst

and queso is like mexican ranch. its good on almost anything.

Pacmman on WFNZ is always talking up some brand of Mexican Hot Dogs. (Mexidogs I think they are called.)

http://www.mexidog.com

[Chimera]

Uh, not everyone. South America was settled by the Spanish and Portugal, who were among the biggest land grabbers besides the British of course.

Everyone I know in Brazil speak Portuguese. (And Brazil is no small country either.)

Brazil (pronounced /brəˈzɪl/; Portuguese: Brasil, IPA: [bɾaˈziw]), officially the Federative Republic of Brazil[6][7] (Portuguese: República Federativa do Brasil, (help·info)), is the largest country in South America. It is the world's fifth largest country, both by geographical area and by population.[8][9] It is the only Portuguese-speaking country in the Americas and the largest lusophone country in the world.

That's my History lesson for today kids.

Is English-speaking Belize, Guyana or the Falkland Islands considered South America? Or French Guiana? (I wonder what language they speak there)

[Chimera]

Esto es algo divertido poo... In English thats Mexican for 'thats some funny poo'...

um... cara palma?