I'm In an Itchy Mood.

[Darth Biscuit]

I think there is a stand serving those at the fair this year.

Yeah, they'll fry anything now... snickers bars, oreos, Salty Balls.

[The Saltman]

Maybe if you people used soap from time to time, there wouldn't be an issue.

bathing is for infidels.

[The Saltman]

Yeah, they'll fry anything now... snickers bars, oreos, Salty Balls.

lol rep if i could

[Darth Biscuit]

Can't not think of this...

[Hawk]

worries me that as many of you are as worried about Salty's crab collection as you are about Cat's need to get laid!

whats wrong with all of you????

[The Saltman]

my balls are just magnetic and tasty.

[Jangler]

worries me that as many of you are as worried about Salty's crab collection as you are about Cat's need to get laid!

whats wrong with all of you????

After reading both threads, I think both could use one of these...

the wet wipe...not to spork..

[TarPanther9180]

Rub some tussin on em

[Hawk]

stop sticking them where they shouldn't go!

[Hawk]

or...stop pissing with Zod...you know he doesn't wash his hands

[g5jamz]

I have the cure. Go scratch until it's just really really red and angry. Then go sit on the toilet and take a bottle of Listorine and lean back and slowly pour down through the crotch area.

Guaranteed to stop the scratching.

[Panthro]

You might have jock itch or an allergic reaction to something

Try a couple things...

Change your laundry detergent to someanti allergen

Change your soap to Cetaphil.

Cortizone anti-itch creme.

[Hawk]

I have the cure. Go scratch until it's just really really red and angry. Then go sit on the toilet and take a bottle of Listorine and lean back and slowly pour down through the crotch area.

Guaranteed to stop the scratching.

gasoline would probably be more effective

[Kettle]

you guys are assuming he has balls. you know the wife has'em.

salty....rewipe