What's the difference between...

[boo7382]

thats just weird.

[Carolina Mike]

Midgets do better Short films!

[Scrumtrilescent]

Nothing, they're both sawed off stumps of soulless vapidness that resulted when God farted during their conception.

[TarPanther9180]

Nothing, they're both sawed off stumps of soulless vapidness that resulted when God farted during their conception.

How long did he wait until he farted the first time?

[Doyle]

Do y'all ever read those Tucker Maxx stories (I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell)....he has one where he go to fug a midget...it's hilarious.

I'm pretty sure most of that Tucker Maxx stuff is made up bullsh*t.

[Jackofalltrades]

depends on the distance you can toss them....

winner!!!

[Panthro]

dwarves carry battle axes

[Matt Foley]

I took this picture.

Signed,

Meat Goldmember

[joemac]

I think that one of them have the little thick sausage fingers and the regular human sized head, and the other ones look just like mini people....not sure which is which though.

[charlotte49er]

Do y'all ever read those Tucker Maxx stories (I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell)....he has one where he go to fug a midget...it's hilarious.

That movie has been playing on showtime. (I hope they serve beer in Hell.)

I always thought one had normal sized trunk (body) but short arms and legs. The other is proportionately small.

[88 Bronco]

dwarf

Midget