At what point in a relationship...

[Scrumtrilescent]

You will find that losing a bunch of weight is marvelous for the sexaytime.

I would say after about the 5th or 6th bang farting should be ok.

Honestly, if I'm working your lady parts like a jackhammer until you can't see straight, is it that much to ask to allow me some flatus relief?

Hell, I've used the added thrust from a well timed fart to add to the sexytime thrusting.

[Darth Biscuit]

Awesome. I like your wife.

Could you imagine if a man said that to a women though???!!! :eek6:

I missed this... yes, it would be a LOOOONNNNNGGGG dry spell if a man told a woman that.

[Cat]

I missed this... yes, it would be a LOOOONNNNNGGGG dry spell if a man told a woman that.

True

But in about 6 weeks she'd be about 20 lbs lighter

[The Saltman]

and I would be dead. double trouble for me...won't be able to see the newer slimmer her o and ya I'd be dead.

[jasonluckydog]

This thread is gross/

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I fart in your general direction...

[The Saltman]

damn slj I can smell that shiat from here..wtf did u eat?

[Darth Biscuit]

True

But in about 6 weeks she'd be about 20 lbs lighter

Aha, that depends on the woman... she may be 20 lbs heavier to spite you.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Make her work the weight off by having more trips to the kitchen to make sammiches...

[Cat]

Aha, that depends on the woman... she may be 20 lbs heavier to spite you.

ugh bitch

I think spouses should be able to speak their minds about each others weight. After we got married and I put on weight and my husband pointed it out. It hurt at first but he was right and i lost it. And I tell him when his gut is getting unattractive. He knows the target weight i like him at and vice versa.

[hepcat]

ugh bitch

I think spouses should be able to speak their minds about each others weight. After we got married and I put on weight and my husband pointed it out. It hurt at first but he was right and i lost it. And I tell him when his gut is getting unattractive. He knows the target weight i like him at and vice versa.

Does jealousy keep a marriage fire burning? Like you guys go out and there's women hitting on your man or vice verca...to know that your spouse is attractive and desired by other people? Or is it a hindrance?

[Panthers_Lover]

not all women are created equally you know. i've been with girls that would wake up on top of me and initiate the act regardless of where we were, and loved sex multiple times a day. they weren't so good in other areas though.

i've also been with women on the opposite end of that, that had things going for them other than sexual appetite. doesn't matter how good you are or how hard you try for them. they just lack desire.

I know ... I wasn't meaning to be flippant with you.

Does she have any physical problems ... maybe there's something going on that she doesn't even know about.

I have a guy friend whose wife had endometriosis that caused her to lose all interest in sex. He's very understanding and doesn't push her. She has said to him that whenever he wants it, he should ask ... but he's not going to do that very often because it seems like he's just using her, knowing she has no desire at all. Intellectually, he knows it's not about him, but you know emotionally and sexually, it's a major hit.

[Cat]

Does jealousy keep a marriage fire burning? Like you guys go out and there's women hitting on your man or vice verca...to know that your spouse is attractive and desired by other people? Or is it a hindrance?

I think that would depend on the person. For me no. I'd say for him no as well, unless it's a chic hitting on me.

[The Saltman]

Id say no too.