At what point in a relationship...

[Kettle]

Agreed :leaving:

you're going to the copy room aren't you

[The Saltman]

No, sitting on the toilet taking a shiit actually.

[Hawk]

You all are a bunch of pussies.

well....you know what they say?!!!!!

[hepcat]

You all are a bunch of pussies.

This thread was about farts, NOT queefs. Please keep the thread on topic. Thanks.

[TarPanther9180]

Quick way to get your wife to want to have sex with you is to act like you don't want it any more. If she initiates it, ignore her and say you're tired the first couple of times. Then you'll have a horny animal on your hands. Remember, she needs a challenge. Plus, I used to think it was fun as Hell watching her go through what she made me go through...I made it into a game.

[Hawk]

or...make it good for her and she'll want to come back for more....just saying!!!

14th year of marriage, still a newlywed!

[Panthers_Lover]

or...make it good for her and she'll want to come back for more....just saying!!!

14th year of marriage, still a newlywed!

this!!!

[hepcat]

Quick way to get your wife to want to have sex with you is to act like you don't want it any more. If she initiates it, ignore her and say you're tired the first couple of times. Then you'll have a horny animal on your hands. Remember, she needs a challenge. Plus, I used to think it was fun as Hell watching her go through what she made me go through...I made it into a game.

You walk a fine line doing that my friend. Don't give your woman what she wants and she'll go find it somewhere else...like in my bedroom. ZING

[The Saltman]

The correlation between how many sammiches she makes to how many times a week she will do u is the key.

[Kettle]

mine does fix dinner just about every night

[TarPanther9180]

You walk a fine line doing that my friend. Don't give your woman what she wants and she'll go find it somewhere else...like in my bedroom. ZING

That's the same mentality the women should have too.

[TarPanther9180]

mine does fix dinner just about every night

Do you approve the menu before she cooks it?

[Kettle]

or...make it good for her and she'll want to come back for more....just saying!!!

14th year of marriage, still a newlywed!

this!!!

not all women are created equally you know. i've been with girls that would wake up on top of me and initiate the act regardless of where we were, and loved sex multiple times a day. they weren't so good in other areas though.

i've also been with women on the opposite end of that, that had things going for them other than sexual appetite. doesn't matter how good you are or how hard you try for them. they just lack desire.

[JakeFlake]

Awesome. I like your wife.

Could you imagine if a man said that to a women though???!!! :eek6:

It would be the last thing he would ever say.