My official Urinal Policy....

[hepcat]

gotta keep hand sanitizer man. i have some in my back pack. wife keeps it in her car and pocket book.

It took me until I was 17 to learn that women wiped after peeing as well as pooping.

[Epistaxis]

I think hand washing is just good public policy.

I can usually figure out a way to get out the door without touching anything.

[Mattiekrome]

When guys at work don't wash their hands after pissing, my first thought is "you nasty fuger". It's even better when they walk out of the sh!tter, and dont even think of washing before leaving.

Our urinals are automatic, so no flush required. Sinks are nor, nor is towel dispenser.

I'll turn the water on, get soap out of the dispenser, but then use the back of my hand to turn the water off. Usually I'll have already rolled out some paper towels out of the dispenser, in which case I'll use those towels to continue rolling out more towels to dry my hands. We also have handsfree air dryers, that'll damn near peel the skin off your hands, but it's just not the same dry as you get from a towel.

Eek, the thought of pissing and not washing hands afterwards makes me queasy.

[Zod]

When guys at work don't wash their hands after pissing, my first thought is "you nasty fuger". It's even better when they walk out of the sh!tter, and dont even think of washing before leaving.

Our urinals are automatic, so no flush required. Sinks are nor, nor is towel dispenser.

I'll turn the water on, get soap out of the dispenser, but then use the back of my hand to turn the water off. Usually I'll have already rolled out some paper towels out of the dispenser, in which case I'll use those towels to continue rolling out more towels to dry my hands. We also have handsfree air dryers, that'll damn near peel the skin off your hands, but it's just not the same dry as you get from a towel.

Eek, the thought of pissing and not washing hands afterwards makes me queasy.

I do not consider this a public restroom.

I am talking bathroom at the truck stop.

[Wither]

I am talking bathroom at the truck stop.

There can be some creepy dudes in those bathrooms.

Seriously, you're coming back on a trip/vacation at like 12 in the morning (or later) and all of a sudden you have a bunch of random kids using the restroom, some older trucker looking guy who is looking at you awful funny... etc.

[LifeisaGarden]

What about short toilets?

Dan complains about the short toilet at work cause it splatters on the floor when he goes.

Not speaking for all women, but I like short toilets cause it's easier to hover.

It took me until I was 17 to learn that women wiped after peeing as well as pooping.

Uh, yeah! Hello swamp ass!

Do you not wipe your ass after you poop?

[hepcat]

What about short toilets?

Dan complains about the short toilet at work cause it splatters on the floor when he goes.

Not speaking for all women, but I like short toilets cause it's easier to hover.

Uh, yeah! Hello swamp ass!

Do you not wipe your ass after you poop?

Not trying to hide the fact that I was very naive at 17.

[Kevin Greene]

My Official Urinal Policy....

Walk into Bathroom.

Find urinal with at least one empty urinal between me and the next fella.

Take a wide stance for shoes to avoid splatter.

Unbutton and unzip.

Take down boxers using pointer fingers thus revealing penis.

Urinate.

Shake off the last couple drops.

return boxers using only pointer fingers, being sure to only touch cotton.

Do not flush. Do not wash hands. Avoid touching sink knobs at all costs.

Use back to push bathroom door open. If door must be opened inward, use paper towel to grab handle.

Exit the bathroom having only touched the waistband of boxer shorts.

The end.

Hmmm, a nice fart while you're taking your piss is always a bonus as well.

[Hawk]

so what did we learn?

Zod is a piggy

[Skew]

In a college biology course once we too swabs of a mens room and grew the samples in petri dishes.

Sink knobs were the filthiest most nasty thing there. Even worse than the urinal itself.

I've read that study. Hence the reason for my method:

Walk up to urinal,

flush,

stick hands in urinal and wash,

walk over to sink,

drop pants and boxes to ankles,

pee on sink and facet (avoid mirror if possible)

walk our door,

pull up boxers and pants.

Cleanest method.

[Zcustom]

Washing hands is way overrated.

First of all you have to have antibacterial/antimicrobial soap, which MOST places don't have.

Second, you have to leave the soap on your hand for a MINIMUM of 1 full minute, preferably 2.

Then you can claim to have clean hands. For all of you who squirt a dollop of pink soap on your hands, wash for 10 seconds, and then claim to have clean hands; you really are dirtier than when you started because none of your germs have been killed and via touching the sink knobs you now have the germs of about 100 cocks on your hands.

I use hand sanitizer, not soap and water, following restroom visits.

[Epistaxis]

You aren't going for a completely aseptic pair of hands.

Just removal of errant pee, poo, and the critical mass of communicable things like the common cold and flu bugs.

[Zcustom]

You aren't going for a completely aseptic pair of hands.

Just removal of errant pee, poo, and the critical mass of communicable things like the common cold and flu bugs.

this is precisely what I'm talking about, unless you are using antibacterial soap for a minimum of 1 minute you're not accomplishing this.

[Kettle]

your in some sort of sanitation biz aren't you Z?

maybe I should suggest to the office to eliminate sinks, soap and towels in the restroom, and just have hand sanitizer pumps right outside them. would save on paper and water. soap for sanitizer would just be a trade off. sounds like a big money saver on a site that employees between two and three thousand.