My official Urinal Policy....

[Zod]

urine is sterile. Its the nasty germs guys pick up from touching their cock then wiping it on sink knobs that gets the bacteria growing.

I don't touch my cock, I don;t touch anything but boxer waist band.

Thats as clean as it gets.

[Hawk]

I usually take one step back, take off my shoe and let the urine run down my leg into the urinal...no contact needed.

[Dpantherman]

don't you hate when you forget to shake? f**k that sucks

[The Saltman]

I usually take one step back, take off my shoe and let the urine run down my leg into the urinal...no contact needed.

damn so you're saying you're a midget with 3 inch legs? damn!!

[Hawk]

damn so you're saying you're a midget with 3 inch legs? damn!!

almost!

most bathrooms around here now have sanitizer at the door, so I am totally onboard with the don't wash theory.

[CatsMeow]

Do not wash hands.

I stopped right here. What the hell?

[Zod]

Yeah, go ahead and wash your hands. You might as well wipe the cocks of the 20 guys before you on your hands. Don't tell me you touch the soap dispenser too? Fuggin nasty.

[Jase]

You might as well wipe the cocks of the 20 guys before you on your hands.

:bigear:

[hepcat]

My policy is I just whip out my enormous dick and piss on the floor in front of everybody and just leave.

[jasonluckydog]

My cock is cleaner then anything in those bathrooms..thank you.

[CatsMeow]

Yeah, go ahead and wash your hands. You might as well wipe the cocks of the 20 guys before you on your hands. Don't tell me you touch the soap dispenser too? Fuggin nasty.

If that makes you feel better, sure. I've never used a urinal, much less the soap dispenser in a men's restroom, but I certainly at least attempt to wash my hands in a public restroom.

And who hasn't had 20 cocks on their hands?

[Kettle]

you just leave the water running while you get a paper towel, and then turn off the water while holding the paper towel. then get more towels to dry your hands and handle the door.

[Darth Biscuit]

you just leave the water running while you get a paper towel, and then turn off the water while holding the paper towel. then get more towels to dry your hands and handle the door.

Which is what I do and what I've taught my boys to do, but some places only have those stupid air dryer things.

[Kettle]

gotta keep hand sanitizer man. i have some in my back pack. wife keeps it in her car and pocket book.