My official Urinal Policy....

[Zod]

My Official Urinal Policy....

Walk into Bathroom.

Find urinal with at least one empty urinal between me and the next fella.

Take a wide stance for shoes to avoid splatter.

Unbutton and unzip.

Take down boxers using pointer fingers thus revealing penis.

Urinate.

Shake off the last couple drops.

return boxers using only pointer fingers, being sure to only touch cotton.

Do not flush. Do not wash hands. Avoid touching sink knobs at all costs.

Use back to push bathroom door open. If door must be opened inward, use paper towel to grab handle.

Exit the bathroom having only touched the waistband of boxer shorts.

The end.

[Darth Biscuit]

Very similar to my policy... unfortunately some dumbass usually comes and stands right beside you even though there are other ones available... weirdos. That's even worse when the bathroom doesn't have those little dividers between them...

[Panthro]

My Official Urinal Policy....

Walk into Bathroom.

Find urinal with at least one empty urinal between me and the next fella.

Take a wide stance for shoes to avoid splatter.

Unbutton and unzip.

Take down boxers using pointer fingers thus revealing penis.

Urinate.

Shake off the last couple drops.

return boxers using only pointer fingers, being sure to only touch cotton.

Do not flush. Do not wash hands. Avoid touching sink knobs at all costs.

Use back to push bathroom door open. If door must be opened inward, use paper towel to grab handle.

Exit the bathroom having only touched the waistband of boxer shorts.

The end.

find this guy and stand next to him discuss todays weather then pee on his show

[Happy Panther]

Very similar to my policy... unfortunately some dumbass usually comes and stands right beside you even though there are other ones available... weirdos. That's even worse when the bathroom doesn't have those little dividers between them...

I just wanted to be friends

[Zcustom]

and you like golden showers

weird

[Darth Biscuit]

I just wanted to be friends

There are other ways to do that.

[Zcustom]

tap tap

leads to

fap fap?

[TarPanther9180]

Very similar to mine, but I like to drop floppers in the urinal instead.

[Kettle]

i don't unbutton. just unzip and let it find its way out. have to use both hands to put it back, so washing hands is a must. use paper towels to touch everything after washing.

[Wither]

so washing hands is a must.

Who says?

In all seriousness, I have almost the same routine as Zod, which is a little scary.

[Kettle]

i handle mine so thats why washing hands is a must. overall its clean, but it still sweats some. that and the piss splatters back sometimes.

[Darth Biscuit]

i handle mine so thats why washing hands is a must. overall its clean, but it still sweats some. that and the piss splatters back sometimes.

If you shake it more than twice you're playing with it.

[Kettle]

well then i'm playing with it

at least until i'm sure every drop is out, and i'm not gonna have some dripping in my pants

[Wither]

that and the piss splatters back sometimes.

Don't you hate that? It's all in the urinal design. This is one reason why I use any available toliets (also helps protect the shoes).