Good 'ol southern sayings

[sunbunny]

I thought it was "colder than a witch's titty". Also "in a brass bra".

[CatsMeow]

Goin' to see a man about a dog.

[Doyle]

I know a few but I would get banned.

[dimbee]

Slicker'n snot on a doorknob!

[Zcustom]

more nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs

that poo don't wash

keep the south beautiful, put a yankee on a bus

[dimbee]

He's about knee-high to a tadpole.

[Khyber53]

Or how to say anything mean to someone. Just simply end it with "bless your little heart."

Like, "Aren't you just the dumbest kid your mom had, bless your little heart."

[LifeisaGarden]

A mess. This has 2 meanings.

That boy is a mess.

or

We got a mess of fish to fry. OR We got a mess of Collard greens from the garden.

[YourMomsLover]

Colder'n a witches titty

[YourMomsLover]

You know we go way back like four flats on a Cadillac

[Cat]

I've lived in Charlotte my whole life and I've never heard any of these.

Well except the finer than frog hair one that Meat said the other week on here and had to explain to me.

[Davidson Deac II]

When I got married, my wife was asking me about a girl I was friends with. She ask me, did you ever date her? I said "no, but I love her to death". She got strangely silent. She acted like she was mad at me. A week or so later, she mentioned the girl sarcastically. I ask her what was wrong, and she said that I told her I would die for that girl.

No honey, thats not what it means.

[joemac]

Hotter than a 3 peckered billy goat.

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