The Official "How To Explain To The Wife Thread"

[Chaos]

Phidelt, you should should restrain yourself from posting in these threads. You're not married yet and won't be be for awhile Don't pretend to know the hell of the rest of us have endured.....we earned it

Bravo man, bravo. Being married has taught me one thing if nothing at all - I missed my true calling as a hostage negotiator.

[phidelt649]

Phidelt, you should should restrain yourself from posting in these threads. You're not married yet and won't be be for awhile Don't pretend to know the hell of the rest of us have endured.....we earned it

Well, we'll be married in like 4 months, we've been together 5 years as of this past November and we live together. I'd say I'm at least slightly qualified to speak on the subject. :prrr:

[solorca]

Just say, "look, it's three hours a week and it's something that I really enjoy". If she can't understand that, she's being a bit ridiculous.

[2jakefansinva]

Well, we'll be married in like 4 months, we've been together 5 years as of this past November and we live together. I'd say I'm at least slightly qualified to speak on the subject. :prrr:

You might think you are...

[phidelt649]

You might think you are...

Yeah yeah yeah

[KARASMATIC444]

you could just do lie i do and do 90% of the work in the house because you are way faster at everything. then bug he to finish the other 10% constantly unless there is a panthers game on and she can sit down and take a break. she will have absoullutly no problem with that. however you would have to actually give the whole im the man and your the woman and you should do it all sh*t up. but that never works anyway, you are always in trouble that way. my way she is always in trouble and its not that much of a price to pay to have all of the leverage. just a thought.

[goodoleboy]

Wait until 8:00 to go to the store and run that errand she has been nagging you about all day. Then go to the sports bar on the way home.

[Newtcase]

Well, we'll be married in like 4 months, we've been together 5 years as of this past November and we live together. I'd say I'm at least slightly qualified to speak on the subject. :prrr:

There are gremlins hiding, waiting, contemplating......they're waiting for one thing......The Ring....

[BHiott]

--- Crucial week 15 Panthers game or watch a kids head get wet. Hmm... Not exactly a tough choice for me... ---

There's still time to get sick or injured. Not only will you be able to watch the game, you may get some pampering out of it.

[Kyle82]

just buy her some jewlery :bigear:

[Jackofalltrades]

I wouldn't explain.

[sharkman]

Well, we'll be married in like 4 months, we've been together 5 years as of this past November and we live together. I'd say I'm at least slightly qualified to speak on the subject. :prrr:

ummm...nope it doesn't even come close. Trust me on this one. Been married 8 years now. Dated a long time....lived together awhile...all that stuff. Rings and marriage - then kids most of all - changes women. Joint accounts REALLY starts the process of change. Don't let me scare you though. You just need to know that you don't know right now.

[phidelt649]

ummm...nope it doesn't even come close. Trust me on this one. Been married 8 years now. Dated a long time....lived together awhile...all that stuff. Rings and marriage - then kids most of all - changes women. Joint accounts REALLY starts the process of change. Don't let me scare you though. You just need to know that you don't know right now.

Whatever you say boss.

[Darth Biscuit]

I don't know that all of that changes them so much as it brings out their inner crazy.