An Immature, but Serious Question

[Doyle]

When me and my brother were like 10-12 years old we would pick out an old lady in the store, walk by her and cut the biggest fart we could and keep walking. We turned it into a game.

[YourMomsLover]

I think my poo smells great...I let it rip anywhere IDAF

[Zcustom]

Go crop dusting by a baby, they'll blame the kid.

Now that I have a baby I do this.

I think Karma caught up to me one day though. I was in Kohls waiting for the wife to try some stuff on and my little boy fogged out the entire department and people were looking at me funny

[Hawk]

not healthy to hold it in....thats my excuse and I'm sticking to it.....fart when you feel the need to fart

[dimbee]

I do the slow and steady walk as you fart... with each step, let out a short blast... by the time I'm at the end of the aisle, I'm all out

[hepcat]

What do you do if you have to poop while riding a roller coaster? I'm talking bad.

[Kettle]

What do you do if you have to poop while riding a roller coaster? I'm talking bad.

hope the loops and other inversions help you keep it in

[Hawk]

poop in the top part of the upside down loop...hopefully it falls faster than you do!

[Scrumtrilescent]

I cleared myself out of my office about 30 minutes ago.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?

[Samuel L. Jackson]

and btw, when you gotta fart, you fart... it isn't like everyone else doesn't have to do it from time to time too...

[Razzy]

I'd hold it until there are no lady-creatures within hearing distance. Rip it and move on.

If you're outside, it's game on.

What do you do if you have to poop while riding a roller coaster? I'm talking bad.

Bodily functions on roller coasters are fun. Last time I went to Six Flags MM, I was next in line to get on one of the coasters and the train was just pulling in when I spotted this girl in the 3rd row who was pure green. As soon as the restraints were released she proceeded to turn around and vomit all over the seats.

At least she had the courtesy not to do that while on the ride.

[g5jamz]

<--- just farted.

Mild...no warmth...no danger of cubicle creep.