My typical text message conversations with my mom

[The Saltman]

Anything in the navy is better than being an imagery analyst in the army sorry bro.

[neverlosethefeeling]

Unless youre analyzing imagery of boobies all day

[House]

Anything in the navy is better than being an imagery analyst in the army sorry bro.

Not true, HT (Hull Technician) is probably the worst job in the entire Armed Forces. I don't know if some of those guys even know what the sun looks like.

[The Saltman]

Unless youre analyzing imagery of boobies all day

tis true

[Hawk]

But not-awesomeness mom's bj's are surprisingly awesome.

saltman says she might be better than your mom even!!!

Unless youre analyzing imagery of boobies all day

boobies!

[SmootsDaddy89]

I'm gonna get a blowjob about 10 clicks west of Da Nang at 23:45 Zulu Time.

[Future of the Funchise]

Better, but your reaching.

You seem desperate just to say something derogatory. Which just makes it seem like you aren't smart enough to come up with something truely funny.

Funny isn't something that you make happen. It just is. You have to let it come in you. You have to let if flow. Just relax and let it happen.

Kinda like rape. But when it's funny it's not rape it's surprise sex. Don't force it just let it happen.

here's a few images to prove my point so that Hawk doesn't hit me with a "pics, links, or stfu!!!"

exhibit A

exhibit 2

exhibit %

Even Santa Clause endorses it.

What what? In the butt!!!

[c0r]

In the Navy don't ask dont tell is- We already know...don't take pictures.

id rep you for this but i already neg repped you for being so lame earlier.

[Wither]

K this thread is gay.

[TarPanther9180]

I think all branches of the military kick ass in their own way (Coast Guard don't count lol).

Navy Seals are pretty badass.

[Wither]

Navy Seals are pretty badass.

Unfortunately they are a very small percentage of the Navy. It's the people who don't have the glamorous jobs who are often heros.

[Hawk]

all these posts and not a single pic of the bj giving mom? disappointing

[88 Bronco]

She's giving the bj's to not-awesomeness and he's not sharing the pics.

[Crixtala]

best part of this thread? i never saw it before today and didn't realize the thread title was changed LOL