My typical text message conversations with my mom

[Future of the Funchise]

LOL.

Got some "sticks and stones" or some "rubber and glue" over there?

Naw, but I have a box full of magnums and some S&M porn. You lookin' for a good time there sailor boy?

[Jangler]

[The Saltman]

If it really didn't matter to you that much you wouldn't have had a hissy fit worse than what my 8 month old daughter has.

[tarheelblue89]

How did you get your mom to say yes? My mom always pretends to ignore me, last time I asked it got a little physical, I had to go stay with my aunt for a couple of weeks.

Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks

[Awesomeness!!]

Wow, I'm sitting here fighting with a dude that served in the gay ass Navy. You're 100%, my life is poo.

[Jangler]

[Future of the Funchise]

How did you get your mom to say yes? My mom always pretends to ignore me, last time I asked it got a little physical, I had to go stay with my aunt for a couple of weeks.

Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks

Your Aunt is a sexy bitch tho, and a good 20 years younger. I wouldn't complain if I were you.

I'm sure you had a great time.

[Jangler]

Who is that? Need more!

[Future of the Funchise]

tarheelblue89's aunt... Duh Jangler... Keep up man.

[The Saltman]

Lol

[tarheelblue89]

You're Aunt is a sexy bitch tho, and a good 20 years younger. I wouldn't complain if I were you.

I'm sure you had a great time.

I'm trying to come up with a clever response, but I am getting way too freaked out by what I am saying.

Of course I wouldn't be freaked out if that were actually my aunt.

[88 Bronco]

welcome to the huddle, where nothing can surprise you anymore!!!!

But not-awesomeness mom's bj's are surprisingly awesome.

[Future of the Funchise]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to tarheelblue89 again

lmfao

[House]

Wow, I'm sitting here fighting with a dude that served in the gay ass Navy. You're 100%, my life is poo.

LOL!

You have no idea what I served in the NAVY as do you?

Gay ass Navy! LOL.