Found my calling...

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Bratwursts? Check.

Good beer? Check

My own bordello? Soon.

http://consumerist.com/2010/09/make-all-your-bordello-managing-dreams-come-true-via-ebay.html

The bordello describes itself as "One of the oldest of Berlin's neighborhood brothels -- open since 1980 in a good neighborhood in a beautiful restaurant type old building." 1980? One would think a city as old as Berlin would have older houses of ill repute than that...

Regardless, the winning bidder will take over a space with a complete bar, Mens/Ladies bathrooms plus separate shower room with washing machine, 3 separate and decorated bedrooms with sinks, 1 cinema room with small stage and more.

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By the by, there are some NSFW pics in the actual ebay listing. Don't say I didn't warn you if you click the link.