I know this might not upset some of you but...

[MHS831]

The Chargers have the hottest cheerleaders. If they are the lady Chargers, isn't that illegal in California?

(See what I did there? play on the word "chargers," as if they charge people. Essentially, I called them hookers) Serious about the hottest part though.

[Jangler]

This is just a shameless attempt to advocate the nudity of woman.

Most of you are wasting it with words.

What about bubbles?

[Cyclonus]

You could always catch them during their regular working hours and stick a dollar in their g-string.

[Fiz]

You claimed that girl with fake teets at the beach was hotter than anyone we've ever dated, too. Methinks your view of what's hot is not the same as the rest of us.

what girl was that

[House]

what girl was that

The one that has now moved on to harrasing hepcat.

[Fiz]

The one that has now moved on to harrasing hepcat.

she has a hairy upper lip it really freaked me out

[House]

she has a hairy upper lip it really freaked me out

Are we using "upper lip" as a metaphor for something or just for upper lip?

[House]

Is this the kind of football thread Zod was talking about not derailing?

[Fiz]

Is this the kind of football thread Zod was talking about not derailing?

this thread sucks anyway

let's talk instead about how ive gotten to the point where i can barely touch a girl unless she shaves and lotions literally every speck of her body that isn't her hair or eyebrows.

[House]

this thread sucks anyway

let's talk instead about how ive gotten to the point where i can barely touch a girl unless she shaves and lotions literally every speck of her body that isn't her hair or eyebrows.

Maybe you should see a doctor.

[CLTPanther]

Maybe you should see a doctor.

[House]

I'm not that House.

[Lumps]

Is this the kind of football thread Zod was talking about not derailing?

I believe he said threads with a 'legitimate football topic' and I don't think textiles count.

[Fiz]

there's a cute jewish chick working the tables tonight

might buy her a beer dunno