Poopin' Question

[Hawk]

I do that after I wipe my arse with it!

I'm all about the surprise factor

[SCP]

Nothing like finding a corn turd skid mark in the Home & Garden section.

[Wither]

Use your feet. Duh.

[Jangler]

stalls at home? that's just weird.

[Wither]

stalls at home? that's just weird.

I need my privacy at the bus station.

[House]

Are we talking about taking a poo somewhere in Pakistan or India were people still wipe with their left hand? Cause if that is the case, I'm not touching anything.

[dimbee]

Depends on where the mag/paper is located. If it is resting on the TP dispenser as the folks that I work with are courteous enough to do, then I read away. If it's laying on the floor, I'll browse my Droid, thank you very much.

[Hotsauce]

My poopin usually takes no LESS than 20 mins per occurrence. I like to take my time and let it naturally work its way out. (Kind of like this exact moment!)

I never could understand how people are in and out in just a couple mins! It reminds me of the guy from the Sopranos episode who died on the crapper while straining to let one out. "Poor Vinny, offed himself by blowing a gasket while takin' a sh*t!"

[Kettle]

no straining for me. when i go i'm ready to go

[Zcustom]

yeah, you need more fiber in your diet hotsauce, you shouldn't be in there more than TWO minutes, unless you just want to

[Hawk]

I was having an office poop this morning and the guy beside me was texting furiously....seriously...a couple minutes away from technology to poop is too much to ask?

[Skew]

I had a nice one today online with my laptop.

[UCaneFanII]

Lulz @ this thread

[Hotsauce]

Every once and a while my roommate from college takes a picture with his camera phone and sends it to me...pretty gross