Loud eating

[Kettle]

No doubt... sometimes I think old people rule Wilmington, there are so many here. My other pet peeve is old people trying to use the self-checkout lane at Teeter... just go to the damn regular line, you're NEVER gonna figure it out!!!!!

i've all but given up on those things. you still have to show ID for alcohol so you deal with a cashier anyway, and the things are so finicky about stuff being in a bag. theres only so much room at those things. last time i tried using one i was buying a piece of plywood at lowes along with some other things, and the machine wanted the plywood in the bag. gimme a break. technology should be better than that.

[Matt Foley]

i broke up with a girl once for eating with her mouth open. i didn't care how drunk she was. its inexcusable.

Once had a coworker who was the absolute worst. He'd do it in the office while we were all trying to concentrate on writing or whatever else we were doing. So we complained to our boss. She completely sold us out, we thought she was going to say something and at the next office meeting she says "So does anyone have anything they'd like to say about anything bothering them? Speak now or forever hold your peace." Then years later in Charlotte I went to lunch with her and found out why...she's a smacker, too.

[Kettle]

people like that shouldn't be allowed to breed

[Panthro]

My pet pev is stupid people in general. Too many of them.

Self loathing?

[Darth Biscuit]

i've all but given up on those things. you still have to show ID for alcohol so you deal with a cashier anyway, and the things are so finicky about stuff being in a bag. theres only so much room at those things. last time i tried using one i was buying a piece of plywood at lowes along with some other things, and the machine wanted the plywood in the bag. gimme a break. technology should be better than that.

They're really good and fast if you've got like ten things... usually there's some 75 year old grandma at one with a whole basket full of stuff trying for ten minutes to scan one item, all the while I'm trying to hurry back to the office... :mad5:

[Captroop]

God, the all time worst was this kid in high school. He was a open-mouth-eater, and a smacker, and for some reason he always ate bananas. Why did he have to eat bananas? Why?

I'm not sure you've ever heard a open-mouth-eater tackle a banana, but it sounds like a morbidly obese 50-something woman getting fingered.

[Panthro]

go on....

[Cat]

I'm a loud eater and loud gum chewer. When I eat though my mouth stays closed. Which doesn't make sense. Maybe my brother is just picking on me and I'm not a loud eater. hmm.....

[Captroop]

Use the telephone test, Cat. If people can tell you're eating over the phone (without talking while you're chewing) you're a loud eater.

[Matt Foley]

I have an invention idea....things that fit on your ears and point toward the screen at the movies. These would drown out the sound of the idiot behind you who chews popcorn with his mouth open, or the lady who opens her candy bag for one effing piece of candy 78 times during the movie. Or the kid who moves his straw up and down in his drink. Of course, it would encourage people to make fun of you, but I also sell a disguise with my invention.

[Panther_gal]

Weird eating habits( not what, but how) are a total deal breaker in a relationship. Broke an engagement due to this...

[Jase]

So whiny... waah, people eat too loud; waah, don't steal two sips out of six of my beers, waah, etc, etc.

[Scrumtrilescent]

So whiny... waah, people eat too loud; waah, don't steal two sips out of six of my beers, waah, etc, etc.

You were just being economical.

[Zcustom]

Weird eating habits( not what, but how) are a total deal breaker in a relationship. Broke an engagement due to this...

You should see my wife eat peanut butter M&M's, or even dinner, or a pack of fruit snacks, jeez