The economy is SOOOO bad...

[Matt Foley]

...I got a predeclined credit card in the mail today.

[Matt Foley]

Angelina Jolie is adopting a kid from America.

[charlotte49er]

The class of people shopping at Walmart has gotten better. (That's actually true!)

[Jase]

...my nikes have a tag on them that says "Made in the USA"

[Jase]

... my last paycheck was in Trident Layers.

[charlotte49er]

Kathy Lee has her clothing line produced in Amercian sweat shops!

I saw a Democrat and Republican sharing a cab! (The Libertarian was still taking the bus.)

"Eating Crow" will now be considered Dinner!

My Doctor said I needed surgery. I told him under the new Obama Health Plan, that I needed a second opinion for Medicare to pay for any part of the operation! He said, OK, you're ugly too!

That my Parents moved back in with their Parents!

[Ja Rhule]

Economy is so bad that Mexicans start swimming to china.

[Ja Rhule]

Economy is so bad that unemployement pays better than employement.

[Ja Rhule]

Economy is so bad that prisoners eat better than average americans.

[Matt Foley]

I saw four CEOs playing golf....putt putt golf.

[Jase]

... MC Hammer doesn't seem to be doing too badly anymore.

[Matt Foley]

That my Parents moved back in with their Parents!

I love this one.

[Squirrel]

Economy is so bad that unemployement pays better than employement.

Not far from the truth.

[charlotte49er]

A homeless guy told me that he'd reserve the box next to his for me!

I asked my parents to move back to their basement, and they replied, "What basement? You can have the box next to ours!"

I used my Cat's food and spread it on crackers for my friends and called it Patte'. :eek:

That paying attention will now be taxed by the Obama Administration!

I saw a bumper sticker that read, "If you can read this, you don't need school, now go find a job!"

I saw a white guy this weekend actually mowing his own yard! (You know the economy sux when that happens!)

I saw a white guy standing on the corner in Dillworth with a sign, "Will wash your SUV for Green Fees!"

I saw a white guy in Ballantyne with a sign, "Any spare change? I need to fill my Mercedes!"