My buddy swallowed a guitar pick today

[hepcat]

At band practice this afternoon, our guitar player had his pick in his mouth and someone said something that made him laugh and he sucked it straight down his throat.

He sat there awkwardly for a second with his head bent downward. No one else quite caught the seriousness of the situation at first, but when he threw his guitar and glasses onto the floor and ran to the kitchen to get a glass of water...we we're all like WTF?

He came back and proclaimed he had swallowed a guitar pick...funny sh!t. Literally, it will be funny when he sh!ts that out.

[tarheelblue89]

We could probably add this to the Worst ways to die thread.

[Wither]

We could probably add this to the Worst ways to die thread.

Lmao; no clue why but that was funny as hell.

[neverlosethefeeling]

It wasn't that funny... you been smokin some bud w/ Cardiac?

[RazzleDazzle]

Ha ha, I love reading fuged up poo you wouldn't expect to read on a carolina panther forum.

[Doyle]

I would try to puke it up. No doctor visit?

[DirtyMagic97]

I chew on a pick a lot. I may stop now.

[Darth Biscuit]

Yeah, that thing could get stuck in there somewhere... not good.

[Future of the Funchise]

Hepcat... You make some interesting threads my friend.

I can't help but chuckle at most of them.

[Carolina Husker]

That'll give you some added dexterity next time you're fingering his asshole.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Don't fret... at least he didn't swallow a guitar...

[TarPanther9180]

Were you telling him about how you were thinking about hooking up with the hot fat chic?

[Hawk]

I'm sure the acids will take care of it now that it's out of his throat! They're just cheap plastic crap, aren't they?

On the bright side, at least he's not a drummer!!!!!