Which way do you wipe?

[Shufdog]

Me and a friend got into a conversation about wiping your ass. (I don't know how it happened, but it did!)

But anyway... He said he went between his legs, I reach around. (God this sounds ghey!)

So which way do y'all wipe?

A. Between the legs

B. Reach around

C. Other

D. I didn't know I was supposed to!

[Hawk]

bidet?

[lightsout]

150 post minimum before starting threads. Mods, make it happen.

[dimbee]

I reach around and wipe front to back (don't want to accidentally drag against the nuts!) with my right arm.

[Shufdog]

150 post minimum before starting threads. Mods, make it happen.

Why? What's wrong?

[Matt Foley]

I reach around and wipe front to back (don't want to accidentally drag against the nuts!) with my right arm.

Me, too. I've been told most do the opposite, but don't see how they can do it right that way.

[Jangler]

I drag my ass on the carpet, but that might be more from the worms. Whatever it feels good.

[TheSaint]

150 post minimum before starting threads. Mods, make it happen.

why? this poster seems to fit right in with the Huddle L33t

[Wither]

Whatever it feels good.

Is the the excuse you use for everything else too?

But, back to the topic, I didn't know I was supposed to.

[Mr. Scot]

I use the three seashells.

[tarheelblue89]

I reach around and wipe front to back (don't want to accidentally drag against the nuts!) with my right arm.

this

[natty]

Who the hell would wipe so poo gets on their balls?

[Future of the Funchise]

150 post minimum before starting threads. Mods, make it happen.

why? this is the perfect lounge thread. finally one of the noobs gets it right. lol

[Kevin Greene]

I use the three seashells.

Old corn cobs here.

Then I make corn cob pipes out of them and ship them to Atlanta.