Huddle Celebrity Roast IV: Jase

[Scrumtrilescent]

I'll think of something worthwhile to say about him as soon as I give a poo.

[88 Bronco]

Who the fug is this Jase?

[Hawk]

he's not doing your mom...so don't worry about it

[88 Bronco]

he's not doing your mom...so don't worry about it

So he has some standards.

[Matt Foley]

I'll never forget the time Jase, (pronounced Jar-say), told me about his first blow job. I walked up to him at a tailgate and he was gargling listerine.

[Raskle]

There's nothing that can be said about Jase that could hurt worse than what genetics have done to him already....

Yeah, I wouldn't put mirrors up up in his home either.

[Raskle]

Jase works for an office manager who sends him on errands, such as dry cleaning, notepads, and crate shipments occasionally. One day, Jase's boss tells him to go down to the pier and pick up a few packages for him and gives him the pier number. When he gets back, the boss sees four sweaty guys, but no package. So, he asks him where the hell is his shipment.

Jase looks at him and goes, "Right here... right in front of you. I picked em out myself!"

Jase's boss replies, "I said to get some clocks you idiot!! CLOCKS!!"

Ohhhhhh.....

[theedaddy]

[Hawk]

driving to family reunion???

[dimbee]

Let me tell y'all about this homeboy, Jase. This homeboy used to act like he was some homeboy from homeboy land. You know, where homeboys act like homeboys cuz that's what homeboys do. This homeboy took it to the level of homeboydom that other homeboys was like, "Homeboy, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!!" Yeah, homeboy like that. He was all homeboy-humping on this other homeboy and the one homeboy thought it was all good homeboy stuff until he saw this homeboy had popped some serious homeboy wood. Epic homeboy wood. Busted homeboy's zipper wood!! That's what this homeboy is playing with and that's the court he's playing in. Other homeboys beware!!!

[Hawk]

I knew Jase when he was still a virgin

[88 Bronco]

I knew Jase when he was still a virgin

Yesterday?

[dimbee]

And not all of y'all homeboys are going to understand my post.

[Hawk]

2 weeks ago