Huddle Celebrity Roast IV: Jase

[The Saltman]

Ladies, and Gentleman, 88bronco's, I mean, Children of all ages. Due to the fact that he won't be my FB friend I have decided today is the day Jase gets roasted into oblivion. After his massacre at the hands of Panthro in the legendary Huddle Jamz 2010, the legendary Jase has been seen everyday at the local BBall court playing pickup games with meat's inbred children. Now with an uncoordinated offspring to care for the time has come, Jase, for you to be roasted!!!

[Squirrel]

The original sip stealer.

[Matt Foley]

Every time Jase's cat coughs, the neighborhood kids chant "haaaairball, haaaairball!"

[Zod]

No Jase in this thread yet?

Well then....

[The Saltman]

The Original Mason.

[Jase]

well helllooooo

[The Saltman]

No Jase in this thread yet?

Well then....

well helllooooo

hey it worked!!

[Jase]

So far this is pretty weak. I'm going to have to start roasting myself in a minute if this doesn't get any better.

That's what she said.

[The Saltman]

So far this is pretty weak. I'm going to have to start roasting myself in a minute if this doesn't get any better.

That's what she said.

O it's coming...just sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

TWHS

[Squirrel]

So far this is pretty weak. I'm going to have to start roasting myself in a minute if this doesn't get any better.

That's what she said.

Well you are pretty slow it took you til 23 to lose your virginity.

[Matt Foley]

Jase, Zod and I were trapped behind enemy lines and captured. Soon we were all set to be executed. Zod was the first to go. He said "Don't worry, guys. I have an ingenious plan of escape. The execution squad lined up and the main guy said "Ready....aim...." and Zod yelled "Tornado!" and pointed to the horizon. The shooters all ran for cover and Zod escaped. The next day I was scheduled. The shooters lined up, the main guy said "Ready...aim...." and I yelled "Earthquake!" and they all ran for cover and I escaped. The third day Jase was lined up. The shooters took their positions. The main guy said "Ready...aim..." and Jase yelled "Fire!"

[Epistaxis]

[Murph]

Jase's prick is so skinny he uses a Cheerio for a cock ring.

[The Saltman]

If I had a dollar for how many bjs Ive gotten from Jase asking for rep.....