Canadian police find panthro and friends guarding pot crop

[The Saltman]

Next time you decide to make Panthro and his friends security guards make sure he isn't high as a kite.

A pair of marijuana growers in Western Canada appear to have been using bears to protect their illegal crop, but the well-fed animals proved to be a bit lax in their guard duties, police said on Wednesday.

Officers were initially worried the bears might be dangerous, but quickly realized the animals were actually very docile and content just to sit around as the marijuana was seized, police said in a news release.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100819/od_nm/us_bears

[Darth Biscuit]

This is where Hawk's been huh?

[Carolina Husker]

Wait, weed's illegal in British Columbia?

[The Saltman]

It's decriminalized. They will give u a fine for having an OZ or less...anything more and yes it is a crime.

[mmmbeans]

is feeding 10 bears cheaper than just f*cking hiring somebody?

[The Saltman]

guess when u are minting money selling pot it doesnt matter.

[PanthaSan]

Sounds like Julius Peppers Bears.....

[mmmbeans]

guess when u are minting money selling pot it doesnt matter.

not minting money anymore.

[The Saltman]

not minting money anymore.

would have been the same outcome with 10 bears or 10 ewoks.

[PanthaSan]

would have been the same outcome with 10 bears or 10 ewoks.

But not with 10 Chupacabras...

[charlotte49er]

Silly Bears! Several years ago back home in Indiana, a GTE (General Telegraph & Electronics) lineman climbed a telephone pole to work on the line. Seems as he was up there a bear started wandering around and evern acted like he was going to climb the pole. About 5 o'clock the afternoon the Dispatched became worried. The lineman hadn't check in all day and they couldn't raise him on his trucks radio. Fearing the worse the dispatched called ths home owner that the pole was located on his property. He confirmed that he saw the truck and no one was around. He offered to go out and investige. As he was wlked nearer tot he telephone poll e he saw the guy up there. When ihe called out to see if the line tach was alright, the ech replied in avery nervous voice.

"Be careful there's a bear walking around down there!"

To which the home owner replied, "Yea, so?"

"He's tried to climb the pole more than once!" Came the frightened tech.

And there he came out of the woods, a 450 pound bear! :eek:

The tech yelled to the man to "Climb the pole!"

The big bear looked at the guy up the pole, then at the man standing down below. The bear then laid down, rolled over and stuck his paws up in the air for the man to scratch his belly!

The tech had no way of knowing the bear was the man's pet. Turned out, the bear spent most of the hot days in the barn where it had shade, food and water! The man scratched it belly, wrestled with it for a few minutes and then told the bear to get in the barn. He told the tech that he better come down and call his office they were worried about him!

[Skew]

Silly Bears! Several years ago back home in Indiana, a GTE (General Telegraph & Electronics) lineman climbed a telephone pole to work on the line. Seems as he was up there a bear started wandering around and evern acted like he was going to climb the pole. About 5 o'clock the afternoon the Dispatched became worried. The lineman hadn't check in all day and they couldn't raise him on his trucks radio. Fearing the worse the dispatched called ths home owner that the pole was located on his property. He confirmed that he saw the truck and no one was around. He offered to go out and investige. As he was wlked nearer tot he telephone poll e he saw the guy up there. When ihe called out to see if the line tach was alright, the ech replied in avery nervous voice.

"Be careful there's a bear walking around down there!"

To which the home owner replied, "Yea, so?"

"He's tried to climb the pole more than once!" Came the frightened tech.

And there he came out of the woods, a 450 pound bear! :eek:

The tech yelled to the man to "Climb the pole!"

The big bear looked at the guy up the pole, then at the man standing down below. The bear then laid down, rolled over and stuck his paws up in the air for the man to scratch his belly!

The tech had no way of knowing the bear was the man's pet. Turned out, the bear spent most of the hot days in the barn where it had shade, food and water! The man scratched it belly, wrestled with it for a few minutes and then told the bear to get in the barn. He told the tech that he better come down and call his office they were worried about him!

Lord knows I'm not qualified to be the Huddle Grammer Hammar, but what the fug happened to your grammar skills on this post? You drunk already?

[Snake]

[Hawk]

anyone know where I can buy a truck load of cheetos?