The United States Army just got a lot more...AWESOME!

[Awesomeness!!]

I just came back from MEPS in Raleigh yesterday. Took the ASVAB, physical,talked to the doctors etc and was sworn in. I'll be a "imagery analyst" which is just want it sounds like. I start basic training after graduation at Fort Jackson, and my job training is on Fort Huachuca in fuging Arizona, which is funny, because I've never been west of Tuscaloosa. I've been from Mobile to Maine, but never west of Tuscaloosa. Anyway, the pay after bills and fuging taxes is good, I can go to college after my 3 years and 38 weeks, and if I get shipped to afganistan (which is very probable) I don't pay taxes at all. I'm just happy to serve, and it will look awesome when I run for President in 20 years.

[Zcustom]

sign up for operation: Human Shield

you'll be glad you did

[The Saltman]

even though I don't like you bro good luck.

[mmmbeans]

be safe.

[j2sgam]

I thank you, I appreciate you doing what you will.. Just dont be a puspus and not reenlist..

[Darth Biscuit]

Imagery analyst huh? I figured you more for something like spell-checker or typist...

Seriously though, good luck and as J said, we do appreciate your service... just don't fug up.

[Squirrel]

Sucker!

[TheSaint]

So you just pretend to analyse stuff?

[Jase]

Good luck.

What they tell you you'll do and what you end up doing are likely going to be two different things.

[Epistaxis]

Stay safe, and thank you.

[sunbunny]

Thank you and good luck!

[Awesomeness!!]

So you just pretend to analyse stuff?

:troll:

[PanthaSan]

Congrats and thank you for your service.

I have been to Ft. Huachuca. Really hot in that part of the desert and the base is where most if not all MI (Military Intellegence) forces get trained. It is also a communications / listening post so if you make the right friends (and chances are you will have a Top Secret clearance), you can go into certain buildings and listen in on live Direct Action Operations comm. traffic as it happens. That'll give you a good dose of what war is really like and what the combat troops go through other than being in the line of fire.

From what I remember, "Imagery Analyst" = Where's Waldo IRL

[CharlotteBeer.com]

So you just pretend to analyse stuff?

Imagery, not imaginary. And analyze, not analyse. Are you British?

Weren't some of you guys talking about being imagery analysts in a previous thread? I'm having Déjà vu.