Huddle Celebrity Roast III: Panthro

[Matt Foley]

Ladies and gentlemen, and Saltman, today is a special day, a Members Only meeting, if you will. For today is the day we honor the unhonorable. Panthro is the beloved....wait, typo....the beloathed moderator/drinking buddy we all hate to love. I'll never forget the day he came up to me, sad because McDonald's was cancelling the McRib sandwich, and I told him to keep his chins up. So who out there shall be first to throw pie at the beast?

[The Saltman]

Panthro once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

[Matt Foley]

Panthro once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

...with a whopper?

[Darth Biscuit]

Panthro once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

Except it was the girl that said... "Hey fat boy, come here, are you ticklish?"

[The Saltman]

People say "Yo, Panthro, you're really funny lookin'"

that's all right cause he get things cookin.

[Kettle]

Panthro is the NCSU homer of the board. His wardrobe contains enough wolf shirts to wear one everyday over a two week span.

He's also a mod of the board. One not worthy of a static rep number it seems. Scrum is the ginger, but he seems to be the red headed step child of the bunch.

[Captroop]

Meh, I think a Huddle Roast should be a once-in-awhile kind of thing. Too many and they will lose their zip. People won't give as many thoughful responses, and they will all just devolve in to impersonal, uncreative insults. Plus if there is only one going at a time, we can really get several pages deep. We need time to rest our acid tongues after Saltman's.

I say 1 roast per month, tops.

[The Saltman]

Meh, I think a Huddle Roast should be a once-in-awhile kind of thing. Too many and they will lose their zip. People won't give as many thoughful responses, and they will all just devolve in to impersonal, uncreative insults. Plus if there is only one going at a time, we can really get several pages deep. We need time to rest our acid tongues after Saltman's.

I say 1 roast per month, tops.

I agree.

[Epistaxis]

Agree with catpoop.

Though panthro is a target I would enjoy some good natured McRibbing of.

[dimbee]

'nuff said.

[Panthro]

You need something to look forward to during the pennant race

[Matt Foley]

One month down the road we won't even remember these roasts.

[The Saltman]

Wait, I just forgot what you said...can you repost that?

[Matt Foley]

Let's finish this one and then do number four two weeks from now.

No, Saltman, I don't mean Brett Favre.