Huddle Celebrity Roast II: Jangler

[Matt Foley]

I'm sure a lot of you out there are wondering why we are honoring this man today. Have we run out of human beings? In rep, he's number two to Saltman, which means there are pieces of him on Saltman's hand. Jangler thought he got his first pube the other day....then he peed out of it. Without further ado, who shall be first to hit the hanging curveball that is Jangler's reputation?

[Carolina Husker]

Jangler's as funny as Hayden is attractive.

[Darth Biscuit]

Jangler couldn't be here tonight... he's out in the bushes stalking Hayden.

[Guild]

[Jbro]

So this thread just means he is #2 on the list of people with no life/real friends?

[Matt Foley]

Quick, someone create an account as Hayden, calling him gay.

[The Saltman]

This man sitting here today is a wonderful man. He is almost 45 years old and has a Fap Fap addiction to a midget wannabe actress. When he was in college experimenting with gay sex, she was still in her fathers penis being ejaculated into a toilet bowl.

[Future of the Funchise]

Jangler couldn't be here tonight... he's out in the bushes stalking Hayden.

Jangler's gay?

[Guild]

So this thread just means he is #2 on the list of people with no life/real friends?

No it just means his penis is bigger than yours.

[Jangler]

Jangler's as funny as Hayden is attractive.

Thanks.

[Carolina Husker]

Hayden Panettiere is to Hollywood Movies what Jangler is to Hollywood Movies.

[Jbro]

No it just means his penis is bigger than yours.

Probably so, but at least I use mine on real life women.

[The Saltman]

where is the drum gif?

[Darth Biscuit]

Jangler's gay?

Wrong Hayden newbie...