Huddle Celebrity Roast thread: Saltman

[PanthaSan]

Man, how did I miss this one? Oh well better late than never...

Salty when he first came to the US:

Name?

-Saltman.

Sex?

-Four times a week.

No, no - male, female?

-Male, female, sometimes camel.

Or,

Saltman heard one of his wives was leaving him, so he rushed home. She was on the grass in front of the house with her belongings; he sat beside her and said, “I heard you were planning to leave me?”

She said, “Yes, I heard your other wives saying you were a pedophile” so Saltman thinks for a minute or so and then he responds “that's a mighty big word for a 9 year old."

[Zcustom]

Why do they say cats have 9lives?

[Darth Biscuit]

I'm with Pantha-San , how the hell did I miss this... you guys gotta stop doing stuff at night when I'm at home doing nothing, and do more stuff when I'm at work doing nothing...

What can I say about Salty? I guess I could post a picture from facebook, but I don't want to get banned for posting obscene images.

I went down to ATL and he was showing me around his place...

He said, you see this house? I built this house, but do they call me an architect? Nooo...

He said, you see that painting over there? I painted that, but do they call me a painter? Nooo...

He said, you see that computer there, I programmed that computer, but do they call me a programmer? Nooo...

But you f*ck one goat...