Huddle Celebrity Roast thread: Saltman

[Matt Foley]

Jangler? NC Biscuit? Samuel L?

[88 Bronco]

No. Only your mobile home.

Like TSA let you get a license.

[The Saltman]

Like TSA let you get a license.

I mentioned I was going to blow up 88broncos trailer and they agreed this one time.

[88 Bronco]

I mentioned I was going to blow up 88broncos trailer and they agreed this one time.

Only because a blowjob goes a long way. I'll just wait for one of the 20 times you stop and pray and I'll move it next to your 7-11.

[The Saltman]

lol

[Jase]

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and Saltman?

One is a completely shameless hotel ***** turned celebrity megalomaniac who continually does whatever it takes to draw attention to themselves, even if it means completely degrading themselves and giving away their body, for the cheap thrill of self exploitation.

The other is a charming blonde hotel heiress.

luv ya salty

[88 Bronco]

You laugh now. When you find that your 40 virgins all died simultaneously at Comic Con while squealing and hyperventilating when William Shattner started signing autographs, I'll be laughing.

[The Saltman]

U guys are relentless. I love u too 88

[88 Bronco]

U guys are relentless. I love u too 88

Isn't that how you like your men. Oh yeah it was rentless.

[Matt Foley]

Panthro? Got any facebook jokes?

[Panthro]

I don't fug with people who call ass cracks the Fertile Crescent.

[Skew]

Do you know how Saltman got circumcised?

[Skew]

Someone kicked his sister in the mouth.

[Kevin Greene]

What's the difference between Saltman and a bucket of man chowder?

The bucket.