Just in case I win the lottery

[pstall]

I'd like 600,000 to save for the next "raffle style" lottery they do... They only sell 600,000 tickets, so you buy them all out and turn that 600,000 investment into 1,000,000 pretty much instantly...

Then I'd give you 800,000 back, tuck 100,000 away for SLJ Jr. and then buy 2 PSLs among other things with the other 100,000...

I'd make your money make both of us money... win/win

600k for slj. Extra 50 for moving to Charlotte so he can see more Huddlers in person.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

hellz yeah!

[pstall]

The price of hookers is getting outrageous.

About $30 oughta be good.

Are you getting them from Big Lots? Careful. Extra 179 for shots at the Emergency room. 41 for cab fare. 465 for weekend get away to get out of the dog house with wife or girlfriend.

[pstall]

hellz yeah!

50k to move. Should only be 2k to do the full move. The other 48 is up to you.

[Jase]

Just one dollar per analogy you've posted on here, and for every one you post in the future.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

In this market I will probably have to use the other 48 to market my house... lol...

[The Pieyed Piper]

I'd be fine with a bag o weed from Canada or a California medical center. Big bag!

[The Pieyed Piper]

Who are you?

[pstall]

Just one dollar per analogy you've posted on here, and for every one you post in the future.

Let's not get greedy. Analogies that made sense= 895.00 Ones that didn't = 4900.

Future. Sheesh jase...killing me.

[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

pstall's running total for this thread so far:

$1,713,814

[pstall]

I'd be fine with a bag o weed from Canada or a California medical center. Big bag!

Canadian bud is on the up tick. But it's watered down and the travel time takes away from the THC's potency.

Ounce for 650. Cut it up and sell on the street and double your money. REDBOX rentals on me for a year to watch while stoned 366.00

[Jase]

Income is important. I plan on retiring at 35 you know.

[The Pieyed Piper]

My new buddy, that's who you are!

[Samuel L. Jackson]

OH! Can I get another $315,000 to buy a house my cousin built, on some land my grandfather gave him, and is about to lose... I hate to see my grandpa lose his land like that, and it is the bank's on the 16th...