I lost my wife's clitoris.

[The Link]

I looked in her bag because 9 times out of 10 that's where I find stuff and it wasn't in there. Then I checked under the couch, and I thought I found it, but it turned out to be a piece of chewing gum...

[Darth Biscuit]

Clit-o-ris??? What is that?

[Future of the Funchise]

that could be a problem dude...

best wishes. hope it works out for you.

[hepcat]

how can you lose something you never found in the first place

[The Link]

You guys suck at recognizing references.

[Zod]

[The Saltman]

Dinner with schmucks

[charlotte49er]

I looked in her bag because 9 times out of 10 that's where I find stuff and it wasn't in there. Then I checked under the couch, and I thought I found it, but it turned out to be a piece of chewing gum...

Where was the last place she had it out?

It's always the last place you look and the least place you expect to find it.

[Jangler]

You must wait 6 month for a DVD release to do a movie reference...if you want me to get it.

[Carolina Mike]

Last time I seen it was at my place, but I think she may have taken with her when she went back home.

[Guest 49RFootballNow]

Have you checked in your boat?