Zod, I have an idea

[The Saltman]

quit yer cryin salty and go back to bedazzling your taint.

ok

[OnlyPantherFaninMaine]

*waits on Zod's response*

[Carolina Mike]

Have a contest. Pick which games the Panthers will win this year. Whoever gets closest gets to help (you) on a kitten photoshoot.

I would rather help the Kitten than Zod during the photoshoot

[Wither]

I would rather help the Kitten than Zod during the photoshoot

OK; could you hold her a minute while I take some pictures?

[Matt Foley]

I would rather help the Kitten than Zod during the photoshoot

I'm selling the idea to Zod, though. (psst, be quiet, I know what I'm doing...)

[Vagrant]

I am quite sure that Zod would allow some random creeper on his set while these girls pose in next to nothing. Photography is a funny thing, man. Unless you're the guy with the camera and you have a wicked good reputation then nobody is going to come near you. Plus, I would imagine a lot of these guys have male escorts to make sure everything is on the up and up, most of the time their meathead boyfriends, that would probably try to knock your teeth through your butthole if you started gawking and making lewd hand gestures.

[DickolausJ]

I would imagine a lot of these guys have male escorts to make sure everything is on the up and up

Guess we know what kinda photography you're into.

[Wither]

[...] if you started gawking and making lewd hand gestures.

I guess I'm out of the equation.

[Vagrant]

Guess we know what kinda photography you're into.

Super awesome fun time photography.

[Matt Foley]

I am quite sure that Zod would allow some random creeper on his set while these girls pose in next to nothing. Photography is a funny thing, man. Unless you're the guy with the camera and you have a wicked good reputation then nobody is going to come near you. Plus, I would imagine a lot of these guys have male escorts to make sure everything is on the up and up, most of the time their meathead boyfriends, that would probably try to knock your teeth through your butthole if you started gawking and making lewd hand gestures.

What if I wore a pink shirt and teased my hair?

[Wither]

What if I wore a pink shirt and teased my hair?

You would get your own photoshoot, that's what.

[Vagrant]

what if i wore a pink shirt and teased my hair?

asl?

[Jangler]

So I make one thread trying to ask Mr. Scot why he isnt going to training camp and it gets locked, but good old Mr. Meat makes a gazillion stupid threads and not one gets locked? I hate all of you!!

[Squirrel]

I'm selling the idea to Zod, though. (psst, be quiet, I know what I'm doing...)

As last years champion I want this as my prize.