Happy Shark Week!

[Johnny Rockets]

One of the most glorious weeks of the year.

[Panthro]

Training Camp doesn't signal the arrival of Football but the arrival of Shark Week

[Johnny Rockets]

Training Camp doesn't signal the arrival of Football but the arrival of Shark Week

Did you watch last night? I tried to send you a Happy Shark Week text about 9pm last night but I couldn't due to the massive amounts of happy tears filling up my eyes at the time.

I just wish one year they would show footage of one of these fools gettting eaten. I am always pulling for the shark to do that but it never seems to happen. It is almost like the sharks don't want me to be happy because the opportunity to kill a marine biologist is always present.

[Skew]

We need the annual Shark Off!

[CharlotteBeer.com]

Watched Air Jaws last night and I've got Ultimate Air Jaws on the DVR. I look forward to Shark Week every year.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

[CharlotteBeer.com]

"Deep Blue Sea"? They ate me! A motherfvckin' shark ate me! And I'm still motherfvckin' here!

[Panthro]

Obviously that shark isn't attracted to chum but chumps

[Panthro]

[Panthro]

[Samuel L. Jackson]

[Samuel L. Jackson]

[Samuel L. Jackson]

[Panthro]