ATTN SC people...

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Cheeseburgers are not a valid fuel source for your vehicles...

http://www.wral.com/news/strange/story/8058734/

[Jase]

Oh SC... the jokes write themselves.

(deja vu?)

[jasonluckydog]

You should see what I put in my tank.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

You should see what I put in my tank.

beets?

[SCP]

Can't believe somebody would waste a perfectly good cheeseburger just to f*ck with somebody.

[Carolina Husker]

Oh SC... the jokes write themselves.(deja vu?)

You can't keep doing this forever. We need you to write some new material, Jase Cook.

[Carolina Husker]

Can't believe somebody would waste a perfectly good cheeseburger just to f*ck with somebody.

Years ago we were out drinking at the Rusty Rudder and were waiting outside for a cab when a very official goverment looking completely blacked out Suburban rolled up in front of the entrance, slowly rolled down the window and pelted my buddy right in the face with a 1lb. hamburger deluxe, then slowly rolled the window up and drove away nonchalantly.

No real point here, but it still makes me laff.

[SCP]

That is just pure awesome.

[Snake]

Can't believe somebody would waste a perfectly good cheeseburger just to f*ck with somebody.

This....

[Jase]

You can't keep doing this forever. We need you to write some new material, Jase Cook.

Nominated for most extreme internet cut-down

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Years ago we were out drinking at the Rusty Rudder and were waiting outside for a cab when a very official goverment looking completely blacked out Suburban rolled up in front of the entrance, slowly rolled down the window and pelted my buddy right in the face with a 1lb. hamburger deluxe, then slowly rolled the window up and drove away nonchalantly.

No real point here, but it still makes me laff.

I didn't like the way he was cutting his eyes at me...

[CharlotteBeer.com]

Years ago we were out drinking at the Rusty Rudder and were waiting outside for a cab when a very official goverment looking completely blacked out Suburban rolled up in front of the entrance, slowly rolled down the window and pelted my buddy right in the face with a 1lb. hamburger deluxe, then slowly rolled the window up and drove away nonchalantly.

No real point here, but it still makes me laff.

That's hilarious. Reminds me of this: