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Question for the Neutered


Hawk

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Hawk...totally worth it though...but make sure she's done having kids or everyone understands it's adoption only from there on out, because I imagine a reversal is a PITN.

thats the tough part...she is still a maybe...but I'm getting close to 43 and I'm a definite no. She understands and agrees, but I think the thought of it makes her feel old!

I have a friend who had it done years ago, ended up with twins, so had to get it done again, something about twin tubes or something the doctor missed, then he got divorced and remarried and the new wife wanted kids so he went in for a reversal, they had two healthy kids and then he went in and go re snipped again! So, 4 times in total!

I nickname him zipper!

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thats the tough part...she is still a maybe...but I'm getting close to 43 and I'm a definite no. She understands and agrees, but I think the thought of it makes her feel old!

I have a friend who had it done years ago, ended up with twins, so had to get it done again, something about twin tubes or something the doctor missed, then he got divorced and remarried and the new wife wanted kids so he went in for a reversal, they had two healthy kids and then he went in and go re snipped again! So, 4 times in total!

I nickname him zipper!

I wanted to invent a "clapper" type system with a remote control. Press the button and a CHIRP CHIRP if "active", and a AOOooooooGGAAAA if "nonactive", but when the process was explained to me that sperm is put into the lines and it might be days before it's expelled kinda killed that idea. But I think it could still work....provided you understand it could take up to two weeks for a complete turn off/on to occur. Have to hide that damned remote though. Or have some sort of thing where you could see your urologist and he could remotely access it and engage it or not. If active...goes into a 15 minute tone and vibrate action so you KNOW it's hot or not and wakes you if someone's trying to activate you at night.

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As many of you know, my wife is a Urologist, so the question wasn't IF I was gonna do this but rather WHEN.

Anyway, the procedure is virtually painless.

I had mine done by my wife's partner, guy is former Navy, apparently in training the dudes were lined up and he would do like 12 in a row per day.

He was awesome, zero pain, no swelling, piece of cake, and I'm a total pvssy.

Recommendation: do it right before NCAA tournament time. Perfect excuse to sit in front of the tv and watch hoops for 4 days.

Don't be stupid and start doing anything strenuous right away, and wear your supporter afterwards.

Also, don't be a dumbass like me and not do your....ahem...cleansing rituals before engaging in relations with the wife, since you need to clear out ALL hot rounds from the chamber....if you catch my meaning.

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Epi...two questions...

can I make an appointment with your wife?

can you send pics of said wife?

No problem, as long as you don't mind flying to Chicago and paying cash, I'm sure it wouldn't be an issue.

Word of warning: I am the only guy with an Asian doctor chick fetish that is allowed to approach her with wood.

Others that have tried end up on the wrong end of some wicked Tae Kwon Do.

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hmmm...I have never spent anytime in Chicago so I'm ok with paying to fly there and paying cash for the procedure

I'm a little worried about the Tae Kwon Do thing as a result of unscheduled wood!

Guess I'll pass!

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A close friend of mine recommended the doc he used, said it was a breeze. Like the others, I go it for the initial consultation and he has me stand up, drop my pants, while he is sitting on a little stool in front me. I told him that this is kinda gay and we laughed about it.

The morning of the big day I have the Valium that he said to take with a shot of NyQuil. I decided to take it with a few shots of rebel yell. I get to the office and I am flying high. I go in, lay on the table, and the fun starts. He "tried" to numb everything but it didn't work. I about jumped off the table a few times. At least he was quick.

He told me come monday (I took off friday to get it done) I would be back to work. Yeah fuging right. I was in immense pain. I called them on tuesday to see if this is normal. "Oh yeah its fine, just use more ice". So I did, to much, and got freezer burn on my sack. It looked like some one used it as a punching bag. I called up a friend who is a doc and had him come by to look at it. He fuging just laughed at me. It took a solid week before I could go back to work, even then I was weary of getting into any altercations or anything.

my buddy is an asshole. Later he told me he went through roughly the same thing. So if you need a doc in Charlotte, I can recommend one.

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once you got past the mental breakdown of knowing you would no longer be seeding any longer, and the pain and swelling of the procedure itself, did any of you have any other negative experiences with getting snipped?

No, but I got a t-shirt that read:

"Funkist, All juice and no seed!"

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Jesus Christ, "guys" openly get this.......like its no big deal??? im all for negative population growth, but fuuck this! what in wild world of sports is world coming too? too much to deal with.....having flash back of metrosexuals.......

fuuck you guys i'm moving to thee mountains.

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