My Godmother just added me on Facebook

[Captroop]

The first thing she asks is why I don't have any pictures of my mother on there.

You old people are ruining Facebook! Why don't I have any pictures of my mother? Because Facebook used to be for college students remember? And that's not a group of people who like to give the idea that they're mama's boys. Now we have our families joining and expect us to have mother and son photo albums on public display? Isn't every guiys nightmare that his mother is going to bust out the family photo album and share it with his friends and/or date? If we had our drothers those albums would be hidden in an attic somewhere.

And god knows I don't need my "God I'm so hung over," or "You should have seen what I woke up next to," or "Man, dousing your naked body in 151 proof liquor and freebasing is a bad idea" statuses working their way through the family grape vine to my parents.

But we're placed in a very awkward position when you friend us. We can't be dicks and reject our family. So now I've got to censor myself for the rest of time. The only reason I accepted your request is because I'm so fuggin impressed you figured out how to do it! Last time I saw you I helped install your printer!

What can you do?

[lightsout]

[lightsout]

Or perhaps more fitting for your story.

[g5jamz]

is she a GILF?

[Jangler]

quit