Why doesn't Mr. Scot like me?

[Samuel L. Jackson]

My views on religion?

My body odor?

Did The Saltman pay him off?

Pie?

BTBAM?

My impressive Panthers prognostication prowess?

Obama?

I'M NOT YELLING... THAT'S JUST THE WAY I TALK!?

Is he a snake that prefers air travel?

Purple lightsaber envy?

Any other possible reasons?

[DirtyMagic97]

Because you both act as if your opinions are the be-all and end-all of everything. :eek:

[House]

Don't hold me to this, cause its just something I've heard floated around a few times.....but Mr.Scot HATES ugly people.

[Jangler]

why do you care?

[Samuel L. Jackson]

meh... I will be the first to admit I talk out of my ass a lot... sometimes intentionally, sometimes not so much...

Just accept me as the blabbering drunk that doesn't drink at all... That is all I ask... I'm only here to have fun, and have said numerous times that I really mean no harm (and hope that I don't cause any)...

[Samuel L. Jackson]

why do you care?

Because I am not a Republican?

Got any more riddles, Gollum?

[tarheelblue89]

Because he wanted to experiment with other girls and you refused.

[Jangler]

I mean, If I cared what people thought of me, I would never post in the tinderbox. The only thing I really care about is not being labeled a racist. Other than that I don't give a poo.

[Boltergeist]

Because he wanted to experiment with other girls and you refused.

Or is it because SLJ is the one secretly behind *air quotes* rep adjustment

[DirtyMagic97]

To be honest though, SLJ, you are one of the few posters I actually take the time to read.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Or is it because SLJ is the one secretly behind *air quotes* rep adjustment

This thought actually crossed my mind, believe it or not... I could imagine the convo going like this...

Mr. Scot to Zod and Panthro: "Guys... I know we all are allowed different opinions on things, but SLJ is like a hero around here. He posts some quality stuff at times, but it is diluted with the garbage he throws in and projects onto other people. I mean, look at his rep! New people might show up and think "hey, that guy must be pretty revered here with such a high rep to postcount ratio"... but then get offended by some of his venomous posts... Is that what you want?"

Zod: "One sec, lemme turn down this crappy music I am listening to... Yeah, I just read your PM... I see your point... Panthro, what say you?"

Panthro: "This guy is so edgy. I like him but I hate him sometimes. He pushes buttons and you can never really tell if he is being serious... hold on, lemme go school some punk on the court real quick..."

(a little while later)

Panthro: "Back... I just thought it over as I was dropping my sweet Teen Wolf shirt in the laundry, and then as I was sitting on the can taking a big fat The Saltman... We should make some jibberish post about changing rep to throw SLJ a curveball and see how he reacts..."

Jbro: "Hi guys! Zod told me to take his place in this issue because he is busy... What were we talking about?" *sits bong down*

Scrum: "No midgets allowed"

Panthro: "K... I will just make something up... thanks guys!"

[Samuel L. Jackson]

The honest truth is that, while I may have many differences of opinions with a lot of you, I DO try to go out of my way to make everyone happy if I feel like I have overstepped my boundaries...

I care in a way, and in a way I don't...

I come here because, at least during the season and up until the draft, this is the only place with Panthers-intelligent discussion on the internet... Even if I disagree about something, I enjoy the opposing perspectives... for that, I love you all...

I'd do my best to help any of you out with anything in the real world, and it does kind of bug me out to think that anything I might have, or might will, post would make you not feel that way about me...

[The Saltman]

If it is any consolation. I hate u too.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

If it is any consolation. I hate u too.

If you mean "we are ghey for each other" by "I hate u too," then...

...cool