Penis Adjustment

[Dpantherman]

its horrible working when working out. when im out of boxer briefs and have to wear boxers im adjusting constantly. but usually i pull the stretch your legs out and wiggle routine that does the trick sometimes

[Davidson Deac II]

I never go to the bank.

By adjust, do you mean scratch? If so, then yes.

[Scrumtrilescent]

fug it all, I just do the leg shake and womenz be damned.

[Panthro]

who the hell still goes to the bank? need some money to give to the milkman?

[Scrumtrilescent]

ATMs even take money and deposit it AFTER the bank closes and gets credited that day..

Say hey to Floyd at the barber shop for me btw.

[God]

would this be a sperm bank? If so it changes everything completely.

[dimbee]

C. Fug it. I'm a man. I have a cock. I have to move it around sometimes when it gets positioned where it's not comfortable. That's right. I just fully adjusted from a 5 o'clock position to a 12 o'clock position. Whatcha gonna do about it?

[Scrumtrilescent]

That's why I do the leg shake...it says "my cock is uncomfortable, so you'll just have to sit there in utter reverence while Herr Dongenhammer gets back to his castle, yo."

[theedaddy]

funny i did this same thing at a BBT and was arrested....charges were drop once i promised to get a concealed weapons permit

[Kevin Greene]

D: Ask one of the ladies to adjust it for you.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Eventually, this dilemma won't seem like such a big deal...

Once you hit your late 40's and you teabag the toilet water every time you sit down to take a dump (because you didn't properly support your balls when you were younger), you'll have bigger problems...

[C-A-T-S]

c)

Easily.

[pstall]

6pm is the best of both worlds in terms of comfort and avoiding the uninvited guest.