Penis Adjustment

[Zod]

You are standing in line at the bank, surrounded by women. You notice much to your dismay your junk has gotten tangled up in your boxers a bit and needs adjusting.

Do you:

a) put a hand in your pocket and slowly adjust

wait until you leave to adjust

c) grab your junk and adjust, the women will only be impressed

[TerriblePizza]

C), Duh. I mean, when you gotta adjust you gotta adjust.

[Darth Biscuit]

C, but only if you do it with confidence... if you do it shyly like you don't want to be seen, it will be embarrassing.

[Zcustom]

this is why you don't wear boxers, besides, if I wore boxers they'd have to come to my knees

[Hawk]

I ask the bank lady to adjust for me....I mean...I'm in her bank anyway

[Goosfraba21]

I ask the bank lady to adjust for me....I mean...I'm in her bank anyway

Then do you ask if you can make a deposit?

[Jase]

This is why I don't go anywhere that doesn't allow me to go bottomless.

[Darth Biscuit]

This is why I don't go anywhere that doesn't allow me to go bottomless.

So you don't really ever leave Zod's house?

[Dpantherman]

there's an app for that...

[Hawk]

Then do you ask if you can make a deposit?

no asking required...it sort of just happens that way!

[SorthNarolina]

I don't walk around in my gym shorts after the gym because when you adjust or scratch people can literally see the contents of your package in your hand.

[Dpantherman]

I don't walk around in my gym shorts after the gym because when you adjust or scratch people can literally see the contents of your package in your hand.

scurred?

[JakeFlake]

A. Pocket pool FTW!

[CharlotteBeer.com]

I don't walk around in my gym shorts after the gym because when you adjust or scratch people can literally see the contents of your package in your hand.

That's why I wear gym shorts everywhere I go. Except for Zod's house, where I go bottomless.